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[EuchreJack]

Seriously, who put Patton in charge of the LCS?

Oh wait, the M-60 tank is called the Patton tank.  Clever.

[Kay12]

COuld be worse. M29 is Weasel.

[Neonivek]

There are ultralight tanks out there that wouldn't hurt the road (I found out when I had an arguement with someone that Spiderman shouldn't have been able to flip over a tank)

[Kay12]

Indeed there are. In fact, I guess there are vehicles that fill up the entire scale between a normal car and a heavy tank.

Other nice vehicles I've heard of include a cross between a tank and a snowmobile. Not sure if they really exist though.

[Elodie Hiras]

Why so much brainstorming to introduce stealing a tank in LCS? Why not just introduce BUYING one?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18732_6-things-you-wont-believe-are-more-legal-than-marijuana.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

  C+ Gun Control laws are too restrictive!

[Kay12]

C+ Gun Control laws are too restrictive!

And L+ laws are too weak. People can just join the army and receive a deadly firearm! This nation can, sure as hell, defend itself with fresh fruit and pointy sticks!

(L++ would regulate the pointiness of sticks and freshness of fruit)
(L+++ would regulate the freshness of sticks and pointiness of fruit, resulting in bananas being banned)

[Innominate]

C+ Gun Control laws are too restrictive!

And L+ laws are too weak. People can just join the army and receive a deadly firearm! This nation can, sure as hell, defend itself with fresh fruit and pointy sticks!

(L++ would regulate the pointiness of sticks and freshness of fruit)
(L+++ would regulate the freshness of sticks and pointiness of fruit, resulting in bananas being banned)

"Brian O'Brien, you are charged with using an insufficiently rounded fruit in combat."

[Kay12]

Fear my modified mango!

[Angel Of Death]

"SARGE! There's a watermeloner on the building! He has pinned us down!"

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"SARGE! There's a watermeloner on the building! He has pinned us down!"

"....so many seeds.....so many seeedddsssssss.....
SWAT Member cries out one last time, and is silent able to fufill his daily nutritional requirements.

[klingon13524]

I had an arguement with someone that Spiderman shouldn't have been able to flip over a tank

Care to elaborate?

[Biag]

C+ Gun Control laws are too restrictive!

And L+ laws are too weak. People can just join the army and receive a deadly firearm! This nation can, sure as hell, defend itself with fresh fruit and pointy sticks!

(L++ would regulate the pointiness of sticks and freshness of fruit)
(L+++ would regulate the freshness of sticks and pointiness of fruit, resulting in bananas being banned)

So you're saying they'd become...



Banned-nanas.

[Kay12]

C+ Gun Control laws are too restrictive!

And L+ laws are too weak. People can just join the army and receive a deadly firearm! This nation can, sure as hell, defend itself with fresh fruit and pointy sticks!

(L++ would regulate the pointiness of sticks and freshness of fruit)
(L+++ would regulate the freshness of sticks and pointiness of fruit, resulting in bananas being banned)

So you're saying they'd become...



Banned-nanas.

Well played, sir!

Oh, and for those less familiar with comedy culture, Monty Python has a sketch where self-defence against fruit is taught.

[Strife26]

I had an arguement with someone that Spiderman shouldn't have been able to flip over a tank

Care to elaborate?

Really wide and long vehicle. Application of either a second or third class lever (trying to lift on the opposite side from the fulcrum). It makes flipping a tank require more strength than spidey is shown to have, besides the normally ignored secondary requirements. Spidey isn't all *that* strong.

[Kay12]

Comic heroes tend to react extremely well to adrenaline, though...