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Oliolli

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2011, 11:49:42 pm »

Aww man if only you had necromancy

One could raise the eaten dead, while inside the stomach of an elf. Dwarfy way to kill an elf :P
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2011, 11:56:01 pm »

Aww man if only you had necromancy

One could raise the eaten dead, while inside the  stomach of an elf. Dwarfy way to kill an elf :P
Now that's a bad case of indigestion.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2011, 07:24:26 pm »

When in doubt, use the wiki
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade

Thanks, friend. Didn't think it would even be referenced in the wiki...
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Clearly, this represents six side-by-side wheelbarrows, as indicated by the right half of the icon.  The left half indicates they are carrying babies with hats in these wheelbarrows.

Presumably, they are lining up to dump them into the baby furnaces.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 07:44:55 pm »

Aww man if only you had necromancy

One could raise the eaten dead, while inside the  stomach of an elf. Dwarfy way to kill an elf :P
Now that's a bad case of indigestion.
Something he ate disagreed with him.
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Have them killed. Nothing solves a problem quite as effectively as simply having it killed.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2011, 05:54:39 am »

Somehow the entire concept of raising an eaten corpse from the dead reminded me of Alien.
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2011, 06:02:35 am »

wheee  :o
undead eye and undead finger floating inside of your body. Holy crap.
It will create a very bad case of diarea I think :)
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Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2011, 10:58:00 am »

I am now terrified of cutting down trees....
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2011, 01:11:22 pm »

I am now terrified of cutting down trees....
HE'S INFECTED! GET HIM!

*Pulls lever*

Congratulations Skelephant, (I presume) you have just received your Baptism by !!Fire!! !!Magma!!.
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2011, 01:21:13 pm »

I am now terrified of cutting down trees....
HE'S INFECTED! GET HIM!

*Pulls lever*

Congratulations Skelephant, (I presume) you have just received your Baptism by !!Fire!! !!Magma!!.
Burning magma? WHAT IS THIS GLORIOUS CONTRAPTION?

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2011, 01:48:51 pm »

Take a closer look *shove*
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2011, 01:57:07 pm »

Take a closer look *shove*
EEEEEEE!!

So... beautiful.... *blood tear*

Necro's fat has burned off!

EXTREME LIPOSUCTION!

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2011, 02:30:21 pm »

Burning things, eh ?

I am waiting for the day when DF will support basic chemistry fully. Cause flaming oil/hydrocarbons should be very awesome as an antigoblin weapon. After all, the world "oil" is already in DF as an earth subtype.

And I will love the smell of burning bitumen in the morning.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2011, 02:40:16 pm »

You can already spread oil (from nuts) or directly place fat, but getting it on fire is more of a hassle.  I'm not even sure if they're coded to burn, but it wouldn't take much effort to tweak their temperature limits.  You could rather easily make a trap that has an oil-coated floor where you apply fire to one side and let it spread across the trap room.  Or, if the temperature is set right, run magma under the floor to ignite the fluid.

Either way, a molotov is currently impossible.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2011, 02:34:19 am »

The story of creating !!Magma!! goes back a long time...

It all begins with my great-grandfathers great-grandfather getting a vision. Armok appeared to him in the form of a rock, and taught him to make solid fire. He did this, and carved a slab of sorts out of this solid fire. He then engraved the secret of it onto the slab and buried it.

Later, my great-grandfather dug it up and learned the same secret from it. He then thanked Armok for it, and so got a vision of Him, in the form of a three toed god. Armok taught him how to create !!Fire!! using solid fire. My great-grandfather engraved this secret upon the same slab, and buried it once again.

A week ago, I dug up this same slab, and in the process of thanking Armok, he appeared to me in the form of a toad. He then taught me how to make !!Magma!! using !!Fire!! and solid fire. I then engraved the secret unto the same slab, and buried it.

Then I made a reservoir of !!Magma!!, connected a floodgate in it to a lever, and used it to !!Magma!! Skelephant.
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
Quote from: Loud Whispers
drowning babies everywhere o-o
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