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nekoexmachina

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I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« on: May 30, 2011, 11:57:09 am »
Man, I LOVE legends mode.
New pocket world with 4 civs, 3 Megabeasts and 1 Titan.
Comes to the age of twilight, which starts with
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710 loses from 12 enemies... Who could be that mighty elvish guy i thought?
And I found the elven commander:
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Half of all the humans killed by this guy,
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and most of at least named ones - devoured by him. Fuck! And after that he dies of starvation.
Something is going wrong here... <probably more images when i'll find the rest 300 dead humans>
« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 12:35:02 pm by nekoexmachina »
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 12:07:16 pm »
Post a pic of his age.

Edit: Where did the spoilers come from?

Ironic that in the victorious battle you posted, his wife died. It was probably her death that spurred him on to great deeds. It's likely he wanted to devour the corpses out of revenge, but the tragedy was too much for him, and he wasted away, clutching to his heart a lock of hair from his wife's head as his life faded from his body.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 01:19:17 pm by darkflagrance »
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 12:34:45 pm »
>age
Actually, second one: http://s52.radikal.ru/i137/1105/a3/9ad887d54122.png has that info :)
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 01:09:47 pm »
Shouldn't eating several human corpses give enough nutrition for the "early spring" ?! I'm not eating 1000+ pounds of food over max. 2 months - and I'm 6'2'', both medieval people are smaller then modern people and elves smaller then humans...
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 01:11:08 pm »
Depends on what condition the corpses were in. He could have eaten only one eye each.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2011, 04:10:32 pm »
The Fatal Jaw and their War of Bites, indeed.

I am going to assume he bit all of them to death, he just seems that hardcore.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 04:14:24 pm by Spish »
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2011, 04:52:35 pm »
Aww man if only you had necromancy
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2011, 05:17:39 pm »
Well, if it's the age of twilight he may have starved because he literally hunted the nearby humans to extinction and his own civilization is too far away to get food...

Somehow that almost makes him even more ruthless.
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2011, 06:28:52 pm »
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Well, if it's the age of twilight he may have starved because he literally hunted the nearby humans to extinction and his own civilization is too far away to get food...
That was a Last Elven Stand for the Last Elven Forest Retreat btw, so those 12 elven guys were the only elven civ left.
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Quote from: King DZA on October 14, 2011, 06:11:03 pm
Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2011, 06:33:19 pm »
Battles tend to have extremely bizarre casualty counts like that. Because each battle is treated as a series of duels, there's little strength in numbers, and individuals of great strength mean much, much more.
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 06:46:01 pm »
I want to bring this elf back from the dead. It's deeds have earned my respect.
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2011, 06:55:22 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on May 30, 2011, 06:46:01 pm
I want to bring this elf back from the dead. It's deeds have earned my respect.

The only exception I'll ever be willing to make on the subject of elves.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on April 03, 2012, 02:55:58 pm
Clearly, this represents six side-by-side wheelbarrows, as indicated by the right half of the icon.  The left half indicates they are carrying babies with hats in these wheelbarrows.

Presumably, they are lining up to dump them into the baby furnaces.

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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2011, 07:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Exlo on May 30, 2011, 06:55:22 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 30, 2011, 06:46:01 pm
I want to bring this elf back from the dead. It's deeds have earned my respect.

The only exception I'll ever be willing to make on the subject of elves.

Cacame?
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Re: I-want-to-eat-cursed elf
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2011, 08:16:44 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 30, 2011, 07:48:21 pm
Quote from: Exlo on May 30, 2011, 06:55:22 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 30, 2011, 06:46:01 pm
I want to bring this elf back from the dead. It's deeds have earned my respect.

The only exception I'll ever be willing to make on the subject of elves.

Cacame?

You have no idea how long I just tried to find that name's origin with the search tool. Can I have a link to where this character originated? Because, all I can gather is that he was an elven king of dwarves. (Which, I've got to say, does sound bad ass.) You've got me wanting to hear the full story. :P
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on April 03, 2012, 02:55:58 pm
Clearly, this represents six side-by-side wheelbarrows, as indicated by the right half of the icon.  The left half indicates they are carrying babies with hats in these wheelbarrows.

Presumably, they are lining up to dump them into the baby furnaces.

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2011, 08:22:24 pm »
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