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Author Topic: You are a Video Game!  (Read 2585 times)

Bdthemag

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2011, 12:01:20 am »
REALIZE you are in fact the PLAYER and immediately try to stop this ill-placed TANTRUM SPIRAL.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Comp112

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2011, 12:01:37 am »
open MAGMA FLOOD GATES.

CLEANSE THE WORLD
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noah22223

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2011, 12:03:39 am »
you place a OAKEN BED in the middle of the TANTRUMMING GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINES.
They are all now ECSTATIC.
you OPEN MAGMA FLOOD GATES.
GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINE has been struck down x90
EVIL ALIEN WOMEN has been struck down x10
NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABY has been struck down x9.
You have saved 1 NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABY.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Glowcat

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2011, 12:05:56 am »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 30, 2011, 12:03:39 am
You have saved 1 NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABY.

It's a miracle!
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Totally a weretrain. Very much trains!
I'm going to steamroll this house.

Comp112

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2011, 12:10:08 am »
Self Replicate NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABY

Discover they BREED LIKE CATS
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noah22223

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2011, 12:11:10 am »
1 minute later...
there is 1 NUETRAL HALF ALIEN WOMAN in the cave with you.
she looks horny.
because she is covered in horns over must of her body.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2011, 12:16:44 am »
Breed using SPORES
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Bdthemag

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2011, 12:17:10 am »
Procceed to save the EVIL ALIEN SPECIED by MATING with her, for SCIENCE of course!
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2011, 12:19:20 am »
you MATE with the NUETRAL HALF ALIEN WOMEN.
you cannot breed through SPORES, as you are not a DWARF.
you now have 5 SLIGHTLY GOOD QUARTER ALIEN HALF INBRED BABIES.
you have NO FOOD.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Glowcat

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2011, 12:21:36 am »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 30, 2011, 12:19:20 am
you now have 5 SLIGHTLY GOOD QUARTER ALIEN HALF INBRED BABIES.
you have NO FOOD.

This is a contradiction.
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Quote from: Tiruin on February 19, 2015, 11:03:13 pm
Totally a weretrain. Very much trains!
I'm going to steamroll this house.

Bdthemag

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2011, 12:21:48 am »
Feed four of the BABIES to the remaining one.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2011, 12:23:31 am »
you use your EPICWATCH to make 900 barrels of BOOZE, and 1800 pieces of CAVE FISH.
you also use the EPICWATCH to DE-INBREED the BABIES.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Bdthemag

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2011, 12:25:16 am »
Sell the BABIES on EBAY for massive PROFIT.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Quote from: Lord Inquisitor on August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

noah22223

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2011, 12:27:27 am »
Urist McCommander cancels Sell Babies: Babies Grown Up
5 SLIGHTLY GOOD QUARTER ALIEN WOMEN.
this ALIEN species is all WOMEN.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Glowcat

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Re: You are a Video Game!
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2011, 12:29:55 am »
Drink POWERTHIRST
Make KENYAN Babies
Send Babies to OLYMPICS
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Quote from: Tiruin on February 19, 2015, 11:03:13 pm
Totally a weretrain. Very much trains!
I'm going to steamroll this house.
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