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[noah22223]

What kind of game are you?
Whats your target audience?
DID YOU LEAVE THE FAUCET ON?!?

[Comp112]

Space RTS and FPS
Hardcore sci-fi nerds

Shit, we flooded the planet.

[noah22223]

You are now GAME PLAYER.
You are holding a SPACE GUN.
you are the COMMANDER.
you are surrounded by SPACE MARINES.
There are EVIL ALIENS northward.
CUTHULU is BOBWARD.

[Comp112]

Take your SPACE MARINES, give a speech, and charge BOBWARD shooting your gun off like a badass.

[noah22223]

You say;
"Uh, hai gaiz, wanna go kill mons* nao?"
They reply;
"(Insert Generic Space Marine Response Here!)"
You charge BOBWARD shooting your gun.
CUTHULU swipes his TENTACLE at your squad.
COMMANDER and SPACE MARINES are now HUMAN MUSH.
SHAVESCUM

You are now GAME PLAYER.
You are holding a SPACE GUN.
you are the COMMANDER.
you are surrounded by SPACE MARINES.
There are EVIL ALIENS northward.
CUTHULU is BOBWARD.

[Comp112]

Ponder about scum, and how you may later save it from extinction.

Go Northward, kill aliens, get women.

[noah22223]

you charge NORTHWARD.
your SPACE MARINES loiter around like IDIOTS.
you forgot to give them the ATTACK COMMAND.
You have a BADASS MOMENT and kill all the EVIL ALIENS.
the WOMEN walk over to you.
the EVIL ALIEN WOMEN!

[Comp112]

Rape the EVIL ALIEN HOUSES. Burn the EVIL ALIEN WOMEN.

Laugh at space marines for not killing any aliens.

[Bdthemag]

SEDUCE the EVIL ALIEN WOMEN, your MARY SUE like qualities should make them instantly fall in LOVE with YOU.

[noah22223]

You give your SPACE MARINES the command to RAPE EVIL ALIEN HOUSES.
you SEDUCE the EVIL ALIEN WOMEN.
10 SEXYRIFIC MINUTES LATER..
you have 10 NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABIES.
your SPACE MARINES are running into walls like IDIOTS.

[Bdthemag]

Remind your SPACE MARINES they are in fact GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINES, procceed to ORDER THEM AROUND.

[Comp112]

Train NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABIES to be SMURT LIKE SPACE MARINE

[noah22223]

you train the NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABIES to be SMURT.
you tell the SPACE MARINES that they are GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINES.
All of a sudden...
they are all wearing ☼Adamantine Body Armor☼!!!

[Bdthemag]

Realize that this is an extremely MODDED version of DWARF FORTRESS, begin a TANTRUM SPIRAL to piss of the always watching PLAYER.

[noah22223]

you bash one of the GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINES in the head with your NUETRAL HALF ALIEN BABY, bruising the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINE has been struck down.
GRIZZLED VETERAN SPACE MARINE is tantruming! x90