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[Bdthemag]

You demand cash from him, he agree's and gives you enough money to fill a large swiss bank account.

You then quit the company, looking for greener pastures. You are instantly offered 3 jobs.

JOB OFFERS
-The Populer game company Faucet is looking for someone to direcr the work on their game Third-Life Episode Three.
-The Casual Game company Nontendo is looking for someone to help advertise their various new games.
-The Game company Sany is looking for someone to convince other people that their new motion control games are totally not like nontendo's.

[noah22223]

Faucet.
Then, after Third Life Episode 3, make the long-awaited Wormhole 3.

[Aklyon]

Faucet.

[Max White]

Can we try and get a job at Tigerhead studios and revive Dungeon Cleaner 3, they inherited it after they bought out Bulldog. 

[Aklyon]

Can we try and get a job at Tigerhead studios and revive Dungeon Cleaner 3, they inherited it after they bought out Bulldog. 

But what about Eastwood and their Direct & Conquer strategy games? They could probably use the money to keep them independent.

[Bdthemag]

You join the game company Faucet, with their extremely popular digital game distrubitor Smoke. You are now in charge of the Development of Third Life Episode Three, and unlike COW:MD you actually have to work on it.

The owner of the company Nabe Gewell gives you a list of demands.

DEMANDS
-When the game is done, wait a few years to release it.
-Re-write their game engine multiple times.
-Add hats to the game.
-Add in a Virtual Store to buy over-priced items.
-Make the Protagonist say nothing, EVER.
-Stop people on the internet who call him fat.


Which one do you start with?

[Max White]

But what about Eastwood and their Direct & Conquer strategy games? They could probably use the money to keep them independent.

Well if we wanted to help independents, I head Crotch has started he's own studio called PoonTang, perhaps we could help out with DigCraft.

You join the game company Faucet, with their extremely popular digital game distrubitor Smoke. You are now in charge of the Development of Third Life Episode Three, and unlike COW:MD you actually have to work on it.

The owner of the company Nabe Gewell gives you a list of demands.

DEMANDS
-When the game is done, wait a few years to release it.
-Re-write their game engine multiple times.
-Add hats to the game.
-Add in a Virtual Store to buy over-priced items.
-Make the Protagonist say nothing, EVER.
-Stop people on the internet who call him fat.


Which one do you start with?

TO THE INTERNET!

[noah22223]

Add minor things to the game engine and consider it a rewrite.
Add a HelmZat Helmet and recolor it many times to make multiple hats.
Throw in a copy of Amazon.
Record Dialog for John CapturedMan, but never use it.
Copyright his name, so noone can call him fat without being sued.

[Aklyon]

But what about Eastwood and their Direct & Conquer strategy games? They could probably use the money to keep them independent.

Well if we wanted to help independents, I head Crotch has started he's own studio called PoonTang, perhaps we could help out with DigCraft.

They aren't in any major need of help from being eaten up by EC Games, though. We could help them later.

[Bdthemag]

You add in a few minor things to the engine, like an extra light in level 3 and the Bman able to move his hands around a bit.

You add a HelmZat helmet and recolor it a few times, but the Lead of Hat Design Wobin Ralker say's its not good enough.

For the in-game store you just put in a link to amazon.

You hire a promising young actor to do some dialog for the main character, you then hide it so deep in the program files you need a torch to see into them.

Using your lawyer skills you copyright his name, but people on the internet always called him NabeN anyways so its not effective.

[Max White]

Demand pay! If we don't get pay, leak info about the new Rift-in-space-that-allows-for-travel-between-two-locations-instantly-oh-and-there-are-is-confectionery 3 game.

[noah22223]

Copyright NabeN aswell.
Throw in a Zoey Lance Hat.
Recolor it 10 times.
Throw in a Coli Lance hairdue.
Recolor that too.

[Furtuka]

Throw in some hats that are actually just the models of various weapons and power ups from the game sitting ontop of the protagonists head

[Bdthemag]

Your copyright abilities are on a cooldown.

You basically just throw in some images you got on google along with a bunch of models from the game onto the protagonists head. Hat quota completed!

[noah22223]

Enter Nabe Gewell's Long-Sleep Chamber for a few years.