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[noah22223]

Send all the fanboys a link to his email.
Tell them its yours.
Then tell them that your going to remove all the perks.

PROFIT!

[Furtuka]

Trick him into wading a dragon suit and then slay him. It's not murder if it's a dragon because YOU ARE A DRAGONSLAYER

[Taricus]

Take your money anyway because you bought shares in the company.

[Bdthemag]

You would check the contract, but it is held in Lacktivision HQ guared by Satan himself. Looks like your going to have to do something drastic...

Call of Warfare: Modern Duty Blogpost

 Sup guy's, hate to say this but the bro's down at Lacktivision want to take away the perks. Feel free to email them at lacktavision@evilhosters.com.

Lacktavision servers being to explode. The CEO refuses to give you money.

[noah22223]

Tell them that he's going to take away the infinite grenade/jump/bullets/rocket glitch.

[Aklyon]

Blogpost #2: Lacktivision is holding back an awesome map pack to boost sales, but won't pay us, the guys who actually modelled, coded, and tested the thing for you guys! And that they plan to force-update the game with a patch fixing

the infinite grenade/jump/bullets/rocket glitch.

[noah22223]

Blogpost #3:
Sup again, dudes! That horrible boss of mine is threatening to call back every copy of the game! He says that we can't have any money, and that he needs to remove all evidence we earned any!

[Bdthemag]

Call of Warfare: Modern Duty Blog
Sup again bro's, Lacktavision decided they wont pay us for this hella awesome game. Even worse they're totally bumming on you guys by holding back an awesome map pack to boost sales, and they're planning on force updating that totally sweet infinite ammo glitch in every game that we somehow missed.

Five hours later, your fanboy (Literally they're all kids.) arrive outside the Lacktavision offices. Then suddenly the Lacktavision hammer legion appears out of nowhere and kills them all. Holy shit.

[noah22223]

Walk into the boss's office calmly.
Sit down like your going to talk politely.
Then pull out an M9 and point it at his head.
"Gimme the money, bitch!"

[Aklyon]

News-Blast the Media about this horrific massacre by the company!
Can always trust the news to blow things out of proportion, especially if this reality has anything like FOX News.
We'll get the money out of them due to the shredded Reputation and PR.

[Bdthemag]

You contact Faux News and tell them about the masacre.

Later that evening...
"THIS JUST IN! COMPANY RAN BY THE DEVIL KILLS MILLIONS OF BLIND DEAF KIDS, OWNER OF COMPANY EATS THEIR CORPSES AND PISSES ON JESUS CHRIST'S GRAVE."

Everything is falling into place...

[noah22223]

Recieve $$$.

[Bdthemag]

You fail to recieve any $$$, damn these guys are stubborn.

[noah22223]

Blogpost 4: oh my god, he has me in a cage. he is torturing me. he wont feed me. computer is busted. final gift:
Add link to terrible map pack here.
Link Faux Newz to blox post.

[Aklyon]

You fail to recieve any $$$, damn these guys are stubborn.

Point out that if the news disintegrates the company's reputation any farther, theres only a negligible possibility of a chance of anyone ever buying another game from the company. Demand $$$.