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[Bdthemag]

You are an underpayed worker in the game industry and you are working for the large game company Lacktivision, your company was hired to work on their extremely popular game Modern Duty: Call of Warfare. Now what is your name and specialty in the game industry?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Nothing beacuse your quitting to slay the Dragon that has been harassing the people of Sang Hai.

[Bdthemag]

Nothing beacuse your quitting to slay the Dragon that has been harassing the people of Sang Hai.

No matter how awesome that would be, you need money. NOW TELL ME YOUR NAME AND SPECIALTY!

[Aklyon]

Name: Dragon Slayer of Sang Hai
Specialty: 3D Modeling (Dragon Specialty Specialty)

[choobakka]

Name: Dragon Slayer of Sang Hai
Specialty: Dragon Slaying (3d modeling specialty)

[Johnfalcon99977]

Name: Dragon Slayer of Sang Hai
Specialty: Dragon Slaying (3d modeling specialty)

[Bdthemag]

You call yourself the Dragon Slayer of Sang Hai, your real name is unkown. Everyone just calls you John though. Your specialty is dragon slaying, but you consider yourself good at 3D modeling. How you got hired is shrouded in mystery and dragon slaying.

Currently the game is just in concept design phase, the main character will either be a grizzled war veteran or a grizzled war recruit. Which one do you pick? Or do you suggest another one?

[noah22223]

I suggest a grizzled space cowboy war alien from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I suggest a grizzled space cowboy war alien from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Yesh.

[Happerry]

Grizzled war veteran newly recruited by the army for being badass.

[choobakka]

I suggest a grizzled space cowboy war pirate zombie cyborg ninja werewolf vampire elf monkey demon angel alien from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Named Mary Sue.

[Bdthemag]

You suggest that it should be a grizzled war veteran recently recruited for being a badass., the CEO of Lacktavision thinks its a great idea and appoints you to be in charge of the development of the game. He gives you a list of demands for the game and tells you that you have 2 months to make it, since thats the average development time of their games.

LIST OF DEMANDS
-Multiplayer
-Singleplayer, focus on multiplayer waaaaay more though.
-Don't put much focus towards the story.
-Add in a shitton of weapons.
-Add in a shitton of perks.
-Make it more suited towards younger people.

[noah22223]

Make a terrible pistol mesh.
Morph it to make it other weapons.
Put game into future.
Call every gun a "Future Weapon"
make terrible animation for pistol mesh.
Do the same thing.
Download a generic laser sound.
make it every guns sound.
put in 3 perks.
mesh each one paper thin until you have 300.

[Bdthemag]

You do all of that and have it completed in one day, you turn in the game and its released 3 day's later.

Children all across the nation re-joice in what is possibly the most Ub3r l337 game of the century. It is given hundreds of awards by various magazines.

You should have alot of money by now, but the tyrannical dictator of Lacktivision refused to pay your company. What do you do?

[Aklyon]

You do all of that and have it completed in one day, you turn in the game and its released 3 day's later.

Children all across the nation re-joice in what is possibly the most Ub3r l337 game of the century. It is given hundreds of awards by various magazines.

You should have alot of money by now, but the tyrannical dictator of Lacktivision refused to pay your company. What do you do?

Check contract for specification on who owns the copyright for our UBERSUCCESS.