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[Cthulhu]

You have your first joiners...

name:  lars killgrinder
age:  21
gender: male
background:  lars worships satan and wants to kill the christians.  he plays and listens to metal expesially banmds like necrotic prostate decapitation, ludicrous bowel impalement, grugmgnrunger, satan, mortuorgy, and of course shootkill and the killshooters

Name:  Alexei Volgastrovik
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Background:  Alexei is from the irradiated wasteland of Ukraine.  He went to the city to sell artifacts he found out there.  He wears a hood and a gas mask and has an AK-47.

Hmmm...  You're not sure about these two, but you guess you'll just wait and see who else joins before you make a decision.

Spoiler: Important Note (click to show/hide)

You can't name your band Mortuorgy.  I have dibs.

EDIT:  You know what.  I'm calling all of those bands.  You can't have any of them.

Spoiler: Another Important Note (click to show/hide)

Do not post if you don't have something to say.  Quoting a post you agree with and not saying anything else is not something to say.

[TherosPherae]

Ask 666metalapocalypse666 to post a sample of "shootkill and the killshooters".

[Bdthemag]

Fine, i'll just name my band ludicrous bowel impalement.

Anyways wait to see if any better app's come by, if they do politely tell the two guys to **** off.

[Cthulhu]

Metalapocalypse, I'm considering your application but need to hear a sample of the band "Shootkill and the Killshooters" before I decide.

Several minutes later.

sure man this is the lyrics for their song kill and punch and punch and kill

punch a man
and kill a man
then kill and punch a man
punch a woman
then kill a woman
then kill and punch a little man

don't punch a big man
no don't punch a big man
or he'll punch and kill and punch your dick
yeah yeah

chorus:

we kill and punch!
we kill and punch!
and punch!
and kill!
and punch!

i am the king of punchers (i am the king of killers)
i am the killer of punchers (i am the puncher of killers)
and i will even punch

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(guitar solo: twister jomomma)

(chorus)

(guitar solo: stevie stabs)

(chorus)

punch punch punch punch (kill kill kill kill)
repeat 3 times

end


what do you think?

What do you think about his song?

[Bdthemag]

Its beautiful, approve his app right away.

[TherosPherae]

Politely request that 666metalapocalypse666 use proper grammar and capitalization.

Also, ask 7.62stalker how his character's last name is pronounced.

[Cthulhu]

You accept Lars's application, and accept Alexei's as well for good measure.

Hey, I don't mean to impose, but could you use some better grammar and spelling, metal?

huh

[TherosPherae]

Play Flash games while waiting for more applicants.

[Cthulhu]

You play Click on the Stick Figure's Head and Defend Your Tower with Different Towers.

You have more applications.

Name:  Villain Darkmoor
Age:  570
Gender:  Male
Background:  Villain is a vampire with a tortured past that he reveals to no one.  His skin is white and his hair and eyes are black.  When you look into his eyes you see eternity.  He spends most of his time underwater because dying is the only thing that makes him feel alive

Name:  Lilliana Starshine
Age: Nobody knows
Gender: Female
Background:  Lilliana is an elf from a far-off land.  Unlike most elves she has gossamer wings that trail rainbows.  One of her eyes is purple and the other is green.  Her hair changes color depending on her mood. When she walks plants grow.  Her mind can't be read for some reason o.O

 

[Bdthemag]

Dear god, this forum is terrible. Can we atleat get one non bad app?

Anyways, accept both of them.

[TherosPherae]

Think: "OH dear god, an emo vampire and a Mary-Sue elf."

Begin scheming up horrible ways to kill the PCs.

[Cthulhu]

You would never do that.  You love all of these people, especially ElvenmoonPriestess.

You have another application

name: urits dwarf
age:
gender: male
background:  urist is a dwarf from his mountainhome.  he likes to kill things with MAGMA lol

also he has an axe

[TherosPherae]

Tell Urist that axes aren't allowed. Relish in his RAEG.

[Bdthemag]

Deny him, any fool fool enough to mess up DF deserves to be denied.

[Cthulhu]

Sorry Urist, no axes allowed.

Also, 666, 7.62, BlackerDarknight and ElvenmoonPriestess, you're in.

ok he has hamer

Uh, what the fuck, it's DarkerBlacknight.

I quit.  Fucking imbeciles.

He quit.