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Sissy’s Magical Ponycorn Adventure.

Give it ten minutes of your day, it'll make you happy.    Edit: If your soul is not dead.

Design, artwork, and voice acting by Cassie Creighton.  Musical score by Cassie Creighton and Isabel Creighton.  Implementation by Ryan Henson Creighton.

[Soulwynd]

Soulwynd's IQ drops from 157 to 57.

[Neonivek]

Soulwynd's IQ drops from 157 to 57.

I think I am losing IQ just by reading your post about playing the game...

Dang that game must be truely outragous.

[Soulwynd]

It's what happens when parents indulge a little girl and then decide to share it to the world.

[Thump]

I thought that the storyline was a little forced. We never really do learn exactly what ponycorns are - it was a pressing question that bothered me throughout the entire game. Were the genetic experiments gone wrong? A 'natural' mating of a unicorn and a pony isn't possible - everybody knows that unicorns and ponies can't breed together.

I was really annoyed by the last ponycorn. I won't give any spoilers, but let's just say it was a big 'F YOU' to anybody who was trying to figure out the ending. It feels like it was just thrown in at the end because they ran out of rainbows. The game is challenging because the controls suck. Sometimes Sissy simply wont go in the correct rainbow no matter how many times you click it, she will not do it. The cactus was an unnecessary roadblock - I must have spent several frustrating hours trying to bypass it.

Another complaint was how it didn't hold my suspension of disbelief - either those jars are massive, in which case, where does Sissy hold them - or the ponycorns shrank. In which case, what the hell ARE ponycorns?

Honestly, they set it up for a sequel. I think we'll be learning about the dark origins of these alleged 'ponycorns', and learn their motivations for getting into Sissy's jars.

[Comp112]

The lemon is still evil.

[Vainemoinen]

They should take fan submissions for what the next ponycorns will look like. Now, where are those crayons?

[Comp112]

I can see this being turned into a meme...

[noah22223]

Derp?
Derp Derp.
Derp Derp Derp Derp!!!

[breadbocks]

.....

30 seconds in.

Did that 5 year old girl just say "friggin'"? Holy fuck she has horrible parents.

[Cthulhu]

Holy shit people, calm down.  It's a game.  No need to get super srs.

Awwww yeah

[Dutchling]

That's what you get for being evil! AND a lemon!

[Tilla]

.....

30 seconds in.

Did that 5 year old girl just say "friggin'"? Holy fuck she has horrible parents.

I have never heard Friggin considered a bad word. Quite the opposite, it's a substitute for saying bad words :V

[Burnt Pies]

I will squirt lemon juice in your eye! And that stings!

[Ultimuh]

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30 seconds in.

Did that 5 year old girl just say "friggin'"? Holy fuck she has horrible parents.

I have never heard Friggin considered a bad word. Quite the opposite, it's a substitute for saying bad words :V

Same here.
I do not understand why.. more and more people think that they are actual bad words?