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[Befenismor]

When was the last time you saw a female in a fortress? HA! thought so

how do I make the game more realistic?

[Necro910]

Remove the "FEMALE" caste from the raws.

By the way, I applaud your sexism. Or realism, either way, HIGH FIVE!

[Acperience]

But then who will work in the kitchen?

[FaultyLogic]

And who will go into battle wielding a baby?

[FrisianDude]

When was the last time you saw a Dwarf (and not simply a short human)? HA, thought so.


Also, all-male only if you can use tallow to make lube else your Dwarfs might explode.

[Necro910]

And who will go into battle wielding a baby?

Kittens will be our substitute shields for now.

But then who will work in the kitchen?

Kitchen? In my forts we eat our kittens raw!

[Lagslayer]

Wouldn't no females mean all the dwarves die out during generation? I mean, no baby dwarves means dwarves civilizations will last 150 years tops. Though, I suppose you could always do the last of your civilization challenge. Except with no babies to grow it again.

[Ultimuh]

When was the last time you saw a female in a fortress? HA! thought so

how do I make the game more realistic?

Don't think of it as a fortress.
Think of it more like.. a settlement.
Because that's what a Dwarven fortress basically is.

[Jacob/Lee]

But then who will work in the kitchen?

Kitchen? In my forts we eat our kittens raw!

Amen to that, pick-five!

[Necro910]

But then who will work in the kitchen?

Kitchen? In my forts we eat our kittens raw!

Amen to that, pick-five!

Yeah!

The spinning hand hits Jacob/Lee in the hand, bruising the skin!

[Ultimuh]

But then who will work in the kitchen?

Kitchen? In my forts we eat our kittens raw!

Amen to that, pick-five!

Yeah!

The spinning hand hits Jacob/Lee in the hand, bruising the skin!

Tearing an artery!

[Poindexterity]

seems like altering the raws will screw things up.

CHALLENGE: make 2 separate forts, one for each sex, and be strict about keeping them apart.

[Remalle]

CHALLENGE: make 2 separate forts, one for each sex, and be strict about keeping them apart.

Bonus points: do the same for livestock, when males are born bridgeapult them over to the other fortress.
You would have to kill married immigrants, of course.

[Shootandrun]

You know... If you don't mind about making lots of slabs, you could atom-smash all the females. Of course it will make some dwarfs unhappy, but if they have a legendary statue garden, a legendary dining room and bedrooms for themselves... They won't mind!

[TheeBaconman]

There needs to be a mod where we can have an all-booze fortress. It would make magma that much more !FUN!