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[Angel Of Death]

Werecarp.

[_DivideByZero_]

That was on the first page.

Were-Knuckle Worms? I'd hate to be one of those.

[Reelyanoob]

Milkable elf were-purring maggots, which make a different milk in each form.

[Sarda]

Werenobles?

[evileeyore]

Were-brät.  It's the wurst.

[HmH]

Weretrolls. When they convert, they start destroying buildings. In a weretroll-infested fortress, anything you build will only last a month. You will have no metal industry, no booze, not even a self-destruct lever. Weretrolls will make your dwarves live like elves.

[Farmerbob]

so, giver that we now get were-things, what to you feel the worst possible one to get is?

im going for the were-badgers.

were-bees

[nanomage]

so, giver that we now get were-things, what to you feel the worst possible one to get is?

im going for the were-badgers.

were-bees

A bee is too small a thing for dwarf to trn into. I would suggest a were-beehive instead

[evileeyore]

were-bees

A bee is too small a thing for dwarf to trn into. I would suggest a were-beehive instead

Were-Giant Bee

[Reelyanoob]

cadbury creme egg creature and were-cadbury-creme-eggs

[malvado]

Definitely Werecows! Imagine the horror of your dorfs when they realize they have been milked

[kotekzot]

Definitely Werecows! Imagine the horror of your dorfs when they realize they have been milked

Proceed to the nearest labyrinth for werecow milking tests, then report your findings.

[FrisianDude]

Nobody said Werecarp?
I am disappoint.

Werecarp sound bad, but wouldn't they just suffocate as soon as they transformed?

Werelungfish wouldn't.

edit;

Were-brät.  It's the wurst.

if you used Dutch you could have used 'worst' as it is.

[Dreggon]

Were-werebeast.

Wrap your head around that, then get back to me and tell me what it means. I can't figure it out, but it scares me.

[Naryar]

Actually I wouldn't mind my dwarves turning into werebeasts.

Obviously, only the ones that are on an outside tile when the full moon shines. AKA two or three days by month.

Imagine a battlefield by full moon. While a full squad of axedwarves dashes out of the fortress, charging towards and chanting battle hymns to Armok, they suddenly grow fur, claws, a mean snout, and go four-legged. Running, snarling

The fearful dwarves inside close the massive fortress doors, fearing that the were-soldiers, after dining on goblin flesh, might succumb to bloodlust and try a bite of dwarf flesh.

And then, a storm of claws, fangs, battle axes and steel-clad fur hits the goblins.

The legendary axewerebadgers tear up the goblin, before growling to the moon.