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Ultimuh

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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2011, 03:21:21 pm »
!Skeletal werewhale!
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2011, 03:23:12 pm »
Quote from: EmperorNuthulu on May 28, 2011, 03:19:02 pm
Werebees. It would be like the bee suit from mario galaxy but with horror and more beards.

Only if the non-bee bit is dwarf. :P
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2011, 03:23:48 pm »
Damn, I was just about to say Werewhale!
I'd hate to be a Were-Floating Eye.  Or Were-Hungry Head, or Were-Floating Guts.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2011, 03:26:03 pm »
What about a were-dwarf?

Cursed to change into a boozed guzzling bearded short person under the full moon, what a way to go.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2011, 03:36:33 pm »
Were-Plump-Helmet-Man!  Turns you into a Mushroom Retainer/Toad from the Mario series.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2011, 05:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Jelle on May 28, 2011, 01:55:00 pm
Were-voracious cave crawler.

Asuming cavern beasts count
We need to go deeper.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2011, 05:28:51 pm »
Were-Chickens, indirectly dangerous, just imagine, your entire military is infected(with or without your knowledge), the goblins are massed outside the gate, time to charge!

"Moon rises"

Oh wait, you just sent out a horde of chickens...
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2011, 05:32:39 pm »
Werebunnies.  They are absolutely vicious and merciless killers that will leave none of your dwarves alive.  Commonly in possession of big, sharp, pointy teeth.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2011, 05:58:00 pm »
Werewamblers.

For horror I'd have to say Werebadgers; your dwarves spontaneously grow claws and fangs and get enraged at everyone in the dining hall.

For lulz I'd have to say Werekobolds; The most adorable thieves ever!
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2011, 06:05:14 pm »
Wereratels, also known as were honey badgers.

Add [NOFEAR] for even more Bad Ass rating.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2011, 04:15:49 pm »
silly people, there's no nights in fortress mode. so no were-anything for you.



seriousness aside: wereminotaurs
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2011, 04:21:47 pm »
Quote from: Akura on May 28, 2011, 11:37:29 am
Nobody said Werecarp?
I am disappoint.
Werecarp sound bad, but wouldn't they just suffocate as soon as they transformed?
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F*** your pointy ears I've my dwarves inside.
And f*** your wooden swords I've my dwarves inside.
F*** your bins of cloth I've my dwarves inside.
If you're looking to be killed I've my dwarves outside.

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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2011, 04:28:49 pm »
Seriously I want to make were-dwarf syndrome then infect kittens with it, for little pet mutant dwarves. Lunar phases on syndromes is going to be a separate tag, so we can make it a permanent condition too.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2011, 04:33:37 pm »
Were-elephants, but only if the [GRAZER:12] tag comes with the transformation.
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Re: the worst werebeasts
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2011, 05:26:48 pm »
Quote from: automaton on May 29, 2011, 04:15:49 pm
silly people, there's no nights in fortress mode. so no were-anything for you.



seriousness aside: wereminotaurs

But we still have moon phases =)
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