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dwarfhoplite

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panda people
« on: May 28, 2011, 05:39:26 am »

panda women and men came to my site. How should i abuse them? Do panda humanoids eat bamboo only?
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EmperorJon

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Re: panda people
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 06:01:39 am »

You should try to get them friendly. You'll have trouble supplying bamboo though. :P

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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
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Re: panda people
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 10:05:52 am »

panda women and men came to my site. How should i abuse them? Do panda humanoids eat bamboo only?

Force them to mate even though pandas don't find each other sexually attractive.
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FrisianDude

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 10:06:33 am »

Punch them in the face to see if black eyes show on pandas. :P
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A tiny, foul-tempered humanoid creature that dwells in the evil mountains. They are known to enjoy drinking liquor and will take any unguarded supplies of booze.

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Re: panda people
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 01:34:11 pm »

Punch them in the face to see if black eyes show on pandas. :P
No, they get yellow eyes  :P