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Author Topic: Texty Man 2.0  (Read 4469 times)

Demonic Spoon

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2011, 03:29:28 am »
Jump on its back and ride your new mount to victory!
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2011, 03:31:33 am »
^ this, but lob craps into Ptera's mouth to annoy/confuse it. Use pants as harness / reins
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2011, 03:51:37 am »
You lob excrement at the pterodactyl just long enough to leap onto its back! In response, it goes into a full nose dive. Your fingers are slipping!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2011, 04:50:42 am »
Grip on tight with legs, use good arm + pants to try and steer Ptera for a better landing (keep nose up)
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2011, 05:05:28 am »
Punch flying monstrosity in snout while clinging on with other hand, to establish dominance.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2011, 08:55:35 am »
Become a Pterodactyl pilot and  dive attack any who oppose you
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2011, 09:12:09 am »
Become the Crap Bomber after
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on May 28, 2011, 05:05:28 am
Punch flying monstrosity in snout while clinging on with other hand, to establish dominance.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2011, 09:15:41 am »
Ctrl-Q
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2011, 09:47:45 am »
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2011, 04:27:49 pm »
WHy wasn't I informed of Texty mans continuance?
 
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Grab onto its wing. Make it know that if we die, we're taking it down with us.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2011, 05:39:34 pm »
You pull up mightily on the pterodactyl's snout, controlling it and flying to safety straight through the side of the ruins of an ancient metal skyscraper! You tumble along the floor and roll to a stop. You can hear something moving around in the semi-darkness of the ancient office complex.

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Dermonster

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2011, 05:41:33 pm »
Engage latent night vision.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2011, 06:22:02 pm »
Ride your pterodactyl out of the ruins.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2011, 06:35:45 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on May 28, 2011, 05:41:33 pm
Engage latent night vision.
Wouldn't that make it active night vision, then?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2011, 06:38:34 pm »
The pterodactyl is swarmed and devoured in the dark!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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