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Author Topic: Texty Man 2.0  (Read 4402 times)

Gatleos

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Texty Man 2.0
« on: May 28, 2011, 01:51:42 am »

Texty Man

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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 02:17:57 am »

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 02:19:39 am »

Load "Texty Man"

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Gatleos

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 02:34:14 am »

>exit

C:\>run textyman.exe

Texty Man

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Time Era: Random
Theme: Random
Difficulty: Medium
History Length: Medium
AI Detail: High
Ye Olde Texte: Off
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 02:39:20 am »

Set options to:

Time Era: Pre-Historic
Theme: Attack of the Dinosaurs
Difficulty: Impossible
History Length: Epic
AI Detail: High
Ye Olde Texte: Off
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Gatleos

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 02:43:19 am »

Time Era: Pre-Historic
Theme: Attack of the Dinosaurs
Difficulty: Impossible
History Length: Epic
AI Detail: High
Ye Olde Texte: Off
>save

Settings saved!

Texty Man

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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

Reelyanoob

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 02:51:26 am »

Alt-Tab

Search google for cool Texty Man mods. preferably with killer kittens.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 02:55:03 am »

Search google for cool Texty Man mods. preferably with killer kittens.

it ain't showing anything. What is this?
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Gatleos

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 02:56:21 am »



Huh, nothing. Maybe a game that simulates the universe given any conceivable scenario down to the quantum level doesn't need any mods.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 03:00:35 am by Gatleos »
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 03:01:11 am »

*mumbles to self* : "Oh, well. btw that looks like the band Method of Destruction in the search? cool"

Alt-Tab

> New Universe
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 03:06:33 am by Reelyanoob »
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Gatleos

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2011, 03:05:14 am »

Starting Universe...
Populating Universe...
Generating Story...
Done!

You awake, resting on a mat of hay. There's something gnawing on your arm.

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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2011, 03:10:56 am »

Open texty eyes
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Gatleos

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2011, 03:15:18 am »

OH GOD THERE'S A BABY PTERODACTYL GNAWING ON YOUR ARM AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

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Wounds: Mutilated Arm
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2011, 03:19:00 am »

Quick! Headbutt baby Ptera off arm!
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2011, 03:22:07 am »

You headbutt the baby pterodactyl and deliver a right hook to its face, sending it flying over the cliff Which the nest is hanging over. Looking around, you realize the nest is built on a flimsy, half-broken tree root sticking out of the side of a tall cliff. Suddenly, you see the mother pterodactyl flying toward you!

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Wounds: Mutilated Arm
Abilities: None
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 03:52:10 am by Gatleos »
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU
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