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[Gatleos]

You smear a German meme on the corpse in blood, then run back into the alleyway. What now?

Status
Status: Crazy
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

[Sheb]

You decide to open an inn selling Hitler's favourite vegetarian dishes. What a trap!

[Gatleos]

New Theme!
German Pastry Shop Tycoon

It is 1942. After escaping into the Berlin sewers to avoid the authorities, you started your own vegetarian shop on the other side of town! Its original purpose was to covertly assassinate Hitler with a poisoned salad on the off chance he ever came here for lunch, but over the years you settled down and re-tooled the business as a pastry shop. You are currently standing behind the counter, and an enormous, jiggling monstrosity of a man enters through the front door, no doubt looking to eat several pies for lunch.

WHAT DO

Status
Status: Crazy (Still)
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Titles: Pastry Peddler

[Reelyanoob]

Plasma the guy and go all "Sweeney Todd" on him. Seriously stock up on the pies, and drop prices while it lasts.

[Gatleos]

You blow off the man's head with the plasma rifle behind the counter! Just then, you remember that you have no idea how to bake pies. That's your assistant Hans' job. Speaking of Hans, he's getting some flour from the back room and will return shortly. It may be best that he doesn't come back to find a bloody, headless corpse in the front room.

Status
Status: Crazy (Still)
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Titles: Pastry Peddler

[Powder Miner]

Beat Hans to death with it. Then run around scremaing with the plasma rifleKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Sheb]

Come on guys, randomly killing people is getting old.

Use the grenade to stun Hans. In the meantime, cut up the body until it's not recognizalb eanymore, and make pies from the meat.

[noah22223]

Come on guys, randomly killing people is getting old.

Use the grenade to stun Hans. In the meantime, cut up the body until it's not recognizalb eanymore, and make pies from the meat.

You are a sick, sick person.
I endorse this action with all my heart.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Come on guys, randomly killing people is getting old.

Use the grenade to stun Hans. In the meantime, cut up the body until it's not recognizalb eanymore, and make pies from the meat.

You are a sick, sick person.
I endorse this action with all my heart.

[Gatleos]

Rifling through the items on the shelf behind the counter, you find a flash grenade and toss it into the back room.

Hans: "AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH"

You drag the unknown fat man's corpse behind the counter and prepare to cut it up. Actually, how are you going to cut it up? This shop doesn't even make meat pies, and you don't have the equipment or expertise either.

Status
Status: Crazy (Still)
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x4 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Titles: Pastry Peddler

[Sensei]

Just use something sharp. If you can't find anything adequate, seek a sausage machine.

Anyway, tell Hans (when he recovers, hopefully not too soon) that you've picked up some meat and it's time to start making meat pies.

No party like a Donner party!

[Powder Miner]

Go outside, toss the body in a corenr, fire the plasma rifle in your store and make ure to miss Hans, scream, put th erifle on the man's corpse, and then lay omn the floor and pretend to be wounded/dead.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Go outside, toss the body in a corenr, fire the plasma rifle in your store and make ure to miss Hans, scream, put th erifle on the man's corpse, and then lay omn the floor and pretend to be wounded/dead.

[Reelyanoob]

VETO! Do not give the germans the plasma rifle! Put hans somewhere safe, stock up some food and anything carryable/useful from the bakery, then use the plasma rifle to burn down the shop with the corpse in it, and go into hiding.

[Gatleos]

In a panic, you knock out Hans and set fire to the pastry shop. You then flee back to the sewers to bide your time. Now what?

Status
Status: Crazy (Still)
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x4 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Titles: Pastry Peddler, Murderer