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[Gatleos]

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The year is 2047, and the nefarious Doctor Maldevious has discovered the secret of time travel. He subsequently traveled to the year 2011 and made an alliance with the terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden, enlisting the help of several Al-Qaeda terrorist cells. He then traveled back in time with Bin Laden and his troops to the year 1945 in Berlin, Germany, and contracted the help of Adolf Hitler and several hundred Nazi troops. Our spies have been unable to collect any information beyond that, as the assembled army retreated into a secret compound believed to be beneath the Reich Chancellery in Berlin.

Your mission, as members of the elite Temporal Task Force, is to infiltrate this compound, discover the whereabouts of Maldevious, Bin Laden and Hitler, and assassinate them all. You are then to return Hitler's corpse to the bunker in Berlin, as well as Bin Laden's to the compound from which he was abducted. We have already prepared the clone which will carry out the "assassination" of Bin Laden after his corpse is returned as well as the cyanide-poisoning of Hitler's wife, but Hitler must be assassinated via the period-appropriate Walther PPK 7.65 mm pistol which has been supplied to the team before his corpse is dumped in the bunker.

End mission briefing.

You step through the time portal. You are now in the streets of Berlin, Germany on April 29, 1945

Status
Status: Ready
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

[noah22223]

Use the time travel machine to travel to hitlers exact location, circa 1941.

[Aklyon]

Use the time travel machine to travel to hitlers exact location, circa 1941.

But what about HTTEA?

[Gatleos]

This HTTA only holds three charges, and we need at least two to plant the corpses and return to our proper place in time. But if you're sure...

It's also a complete coincidence that our time travel device has almost the same acronym as the Hitler Time Travel Exemption Act.

Status
Status: Ready
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

[noah22223]

Go back to modern day and request that you are placed infront of the prison that Hitler came out of after the Beer Hall Putsch.

[Gatleos]

Unfortunately, you have already traveled to the doomed timeline. Traveling to the future from your current temporal location will take you to a completely different future than your own, unless you set things right by correcting the huge historical fallacies (from your perspective) present in this timeline.

Status
Status: Ready
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

[Aklyon]

Use the past (7 years to be exact) to fix the futures. Replace references to Evil guy with Hitler.

[Gatleos]

You travel back to the year 1938 in Berlin, Germany.

Hitler has brought the armed forces under his control, and the Holocaust and World War II will begin less than a year from now.

You have no idea where Hitler is and you're probably screwed.

Status
Status: Confused
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

[noah22223]

Put on a nazi uniform and travel to the bunker where Hitler killed himself, put on a fake Chaplin Mustache, and commit suicide.

[Bdthemag]

Put on a nazi uniform and travel to the bunker where Hitler killed himself, put on a fake Chaplin Mustache, and commit suicide.

We just went back in time so Hitler doesn't start the war a year from now.

Look for the main government building.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Join the Nazi Party and work your way up through the ranks, biding your time until 1945, when you can assassinate Hitler and carry on with your mission.

[Sheb]

Well, why wait? Let's wait for a meeting of the German High Command and kille veryone there. Then look in glee as Stalin invade Europe.

[Powder Miner]

Run in screaming and shoot everyone with the plasma rifle. EEVVVVVVEEEEEERYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! Except hitler. Shoot him 15 times in the spleen with the pistol. And then 15 times in each kidney and then finally *headshot*

[Gatleos]

Many voices scream in your head, so you decide to obey the craziest one. You leap out of the alleyway and shoot a German pedestrian in the chest with your plasma rifle! People start screaming and running away from you!

Status
Status: Crazy
Inventory: Handheld Time Travel Apparatus | Plasma Rifle | Stun Grenades x5 | Kevlar Vest | Gas Mask | Walther PPK 7.65 mm Pistol
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

[Reelyanoob]

Graffiti "Ich bin in Ihrer Straße, Schießen Ihre Fußgänger" on the corpse (in blood of course), then run away.