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Author Topic: Texty Man 2.0  (Read 4400 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2011, 06:47:31 pm »
Escape Dark to dodge Prehistoric Grues.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2011, 07:01:41 pm »
You run to the light of the broken window! The creatures surround you. Your back is up against the 20-story drop to the ground below. The creatures step out of the darkness... they're kitties!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2011, 07:05:11 pm »
Kittes that just tore apart a goddamned pteryodactile!
 
ESCAPE!
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2011, 07:08:50 pm »
Stop and wait.Use Below instructions.
Code: [Select]
If Kitties = Hostile, Escape
else goto next.command.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2011, 07:19:49 pm »
Entity kitties;
kitties.hostile=true;

The kitties fly toward you, so you leap out the window! You're falling toward the ground below, being chased in free-fall by a horde of flesh-eating kittens!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Aklyon

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2011, 07:21:40 pm »
Flail Pants in vain attempt to emulate pterodactyl's flying.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2011, 07:22:10 pm »
Drink a red bull in hope.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2011, 07:26:17 pm »
You land in the mouth of a T-Rex! It noms on your flesh and bites off your leg. You crawl toward the back of the T-Rex's mouth as the ravenous kittens glide into the mouth in pursuit!

You totally wish Red Bull were already invented.

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Aklyon

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2011, 07:28:53 pm »
Respawn.

Alternately: Attack T-Rex from inside using the kittens.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2011, 07:34:11 pm »
If you respawn, you won't get all the delicious achievements!

As the kittens swarm over you, you grab one and perform cartoon antics maneuver #163-B. The T-Rex spits out you and the horde of kittens, and you slam into the hard, dilapidated concrete below in a bloody heap, breaking your leg in the process!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2011, 07:36:34 pm »
Examine your surroundings while fleeing from the kitties.
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2011, 07:43:50 pm »
perform cartoon antics maneuver #152-A
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2011, 08:01:53 pm »
Using your super caveman strength, you begin walking away from the remaining kittens on your hands while looking around. You're in some kind of ancient city of concrete and steel. The T-Rex starts chasing after you, stepping on the kitties as it goes!

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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2011, 08:05:13 pm »
Evasive Action!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Texty Man 2.0
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2011, 08:05:32 pm »
Shit bricks, throw them at the T-rex.
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