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[choobakka]

The last one was MY favorite... He was good! The gibbering, and the slaughter...

[Taricus]

And the non-completion of- Whatever, I'm not getting into this arguement again.

[choobakka]

Can we agree that he was better than that dark-skinned Nymphic? The one with the scimitars and the leopard and the Z's and apostrophes in his name?

[ragnarok97071]

Listen you guys, first we need to get her some shelter.

Then we can work on the fun part.

We should probably set up a filter that only lets through our final decision, as well.

[choobakka]

Gah, fine. She should look for an abandoned mine. Preferably one that had a cave-in in which people died. Corpses aren't free, you know. You have to make them by yourself some of the time. And then the blood, and the bounties...

[Squeegy]

Hello, Lucky adventurer! You've been chosen to be the mortal representative for a group of slightly insane all-powerful beings.

Before you ask why we don't do things ourselves: We're bored, and being omnipotent isn't very exciting.

Ii'Ville? hello? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

GAH! Voices! Ns'dgui csa'sfsa sjdf'a dj'far'rakuzi BARAH!

II'VILLE, ANSWER ME ALREADY!! i'm so lonely....

Be quiet you lot! we can't drive her up the wall like the last one...

The last one was MY favorite... He was good! The gibbering, and the slaughter...

And the non-completion of- Whatever, I'm not getting into this arguement again.

Can we agree that he was better than that dark-skinned Nymphic? The one with the scimitars and the leopard and the Z's and apostrophes in his name?

Listen you guys, first we need to get her some shelter.

Then we can work on the fun part.

We should probably set up a filter that only lets through our final decision, as well.

Gah, fine. She should look for an abandoned mine. Preferably one that had a cave-in in which people died. Corpses aren't free, you know. You have to make them by yourself some of the time. And then the blood, and the bounties...

Aaaagh! They're still there! Begone, demons!

[choobakka]

Alright, more omnipotent dude, could you make sure that only the one with the goggles can speak to her? He seems like a voice of reason here.

[Taricus]

Sorry about my compatriots dear. First things first though, you'll need to find somewhere to live.

[ragnarok97071]

Not demons. Gods.

Or we might be demons.

Or demon gods.

Either way, do you really care? Hell, assume that you're crazy if you want, just listen to us.

You need to find shelter, and a place to practice your art.

[choobakka]

Listen to the one with the goggles, girl. The one who talks like this. Find somewhere to live. With fresh corpses nearby.

[Squeegy]

get out get out get out get out get ou--

Woah woah woah woah woah. What are you doing here? Unspecified Power, I assumed you had more finesse than that. Okay, maybe a direct link was a bad idea. Here, try this. Only things that you put special force into transmitting will reach her, and she'll treat you as part of her rather than a voice in her head. Let's try this again...

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You are II'VILLE the ZEFIIR. You have just set out in this forest. Just now you received some rather unpleasant voices in your head, but they seem to have gone away, thankfully.

Your plan was to try and head to the east coast and take a boat onto the mainland, Eraia. It occurs to you that you have no money.

[Hubris Incalculable]

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[Glowcat]

Mental Suggestion to II'VILLE: A demonic companion may be of service. Summon an Imp to scout for you. You will need to find corpses, money... power

[AntiAntiMatter]

Summon a companion of diabolic nature, and hunt for others, be they living, or dead.

[Squeegy]

Mental Suggestion to II'VILLE: A demonic companion may be of service. Summon an Imp to scout for you. You will need to find corpses, money... power

You summon a Lesser Imp to help you out for now. They're quick, but weak.

You are not advanced enough a Necromancer to resurrect the dead! No one taught it at your school. Not that you really want to anyway. It's gross and kinda disturbing.

Summon a companion of diabolic nature, and hunt for others, be they living, or dead.

Hunt? You figure that means scout. You're not hunting down other Zefiir, here.