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[SquidgyB]

Picked from http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/05/26/play-this-game-japan-world-cup/

http://www.jra-jwc.jp/vol1/

Click randomly until you start a race. Then sit back and be... astounded? bewildered? confused?

I certainly was.

Glorious.

[lordcooper]

ITT: Japan.

[umiman]

My brain is full of fuck.

[Empty]

I approve!

My favorite is number 2 Pink Pheromone!

[Patchouli]

I keep betting on these tandem horses, but they keep messing up.

There's also volume 2 and 3.

http://www.jra-jwc.jp/vol2/
http://www.jra-jwc.jp/vol3/

[SquidgyB]

My favourite yet - as far as I can put the pieces of the flashbacks I get together - the kinky horse jumped on top of the bull, and the jockey danced - the lead horse got up on two hind legs and danced the last lengths of the race, while the giraffe ran ahead while the jockey ran up his neck to clinch the win.

I havent had this much pure unadulterated fun sine the wheelchair spike death thing wot I forget its name.

[Soulwynd]

I haven't been this entertained by a flash game in ages... This is the best thing ever.

[Untouchable]

Why did my horse turn into a motorbike?

[lordcooper]

Why did my horse turn into a motorbike?

Because of Japan.

[Max White]

What is this? I don't even!

[Dakk]

Uhhhh

Uhhhhh

Oh wait, its Japan.

[Max White]

I love how it only just touches on racist... This betting is much better then real horse races.

[burningpet]

At first i was "nice graphics for a flash game" then i was "oooh nice character design" then, toward the end of the first race, i was "rofl, omfg, wtf just happend, this is pure win".

[KaelGotDwarves]

FUCKING HEADBANGING GIRAFFE OP!

EDIT: The third one is easily the craziest. Started with 1000 points, bet 100 PT.

So, I bet on the Russian Ninja to place first, and for the Yeti to place. Race goes on, the two electric horses crash into each other, the French dominatrix chicks start going nuts with their whips, and the Yeti starts barreling down the stretch flapping its arms with the Japanese tap-dancing horse in the lead by a mile. Then the Trojan horse blows up and the French girls shoot up into the air and land face first in the ground and the Japanese tap-dancing horse wins by leagues... then *poof* is revealed to be the Russian Ninja horse all along.

20560 points after one race.

Suck it haters.

[burningpet]

does the fake horse always crash at the beginning? i have never seen him finish a race.