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[Bdthemag]

"Erh, I guess we could get another person in the group. But get ready to see some serious shit if you plan on traveling with us."

[choobakka]

"I can shoot lightning bolts? That's about it. But I could find an electrician. Unless you have... Let's see... Seven radishes, half a pint of dog milk, twigs of oak, elm, and maple, seven feet of copper wire, chalk in red and yellow, and a live black lamb? Because I can summon one. But the boy is fine." He looks around. "Hey, did we leave Hugh in the arctic or something? Shit."

[Furtuka]

"Everybody ready? The sheet says that other Briar should be hiding out in the valley a couple miles west of here"

[Bdthemag]

"This is why not having necromancer powers is so unconvienent, I could have summoned a long dead electrician if I wanted to!" Briar looks around and say's "Erh I mean, fuck."

Briar takes a look at the sheet, "Well judging from how i'd have a undead fortress of doom we should expect heavy resistance from the undead."

[choobakka]

"Yup. C'mon, boy. We're walking, I guess. Unless you have a goat and three pounds of horse meat." He grimaces. "And then the smell takes weeks to get out of your pants, anyway."

[Bdthemag]

-ONE TIMESKIP LATER-

Briar pulled out his binoculars and surveyed the surroundings. "Hm looks like theres nothing here, but judging from how i'd do this its probally a self sutaining zombie trap underneath the ground. Tread lightly, and watch your feet."

[choobakka]

King takes out his pistols. "We could just blast our way in. Oh, that reminds me, didja see how I evaded that whole thing in Paris? Best way to avoid a sentence ever. We should do this more often. Next place we go to should be a medieval place. Then future. I like seeing Briar as a competent necromancer."

[Bdthemag]

"Oh shut up, without me you guys would be dead."

Briar takes a step forward, "Okay guys follow me, don't step out of line."

[Furtuka]

Kidd summons the Blankey Bot and uses it to hover above the ground

[Bdthemag]

"Oh well that also wo-"

A lound rumbling is heard, Briar yells "Shit! Looks like I may have changed around how this trap works!"

More than a dozen undead hands reach out of the ground, and slowly begin to pull themselves up.

[Furtuka]

Kidd shoots some of the hands off before they finish emerging resulting in some very distressed zombies stuck half buried.

[Bdthemag]

"Wait Kidd, thats a good idea! Aim for their hands!"

Briar takes his Rifle off of the strap on his back and begins to rapidly fire shots at the hands.

[choobakka]

King points his guns at the ground and grins. "Guess we'll be doing this my way! Terra tremuit! Humus fissa rimas!" Energy courses to the ground from his guns, and cracks split the ground as the earth shakes. The group can see zombies being churned in the earth, and only a few make it up whole.

[Furtuka]

"Hey you know what! I think I'll start collecting these sorts of things!" says Kidd as he captures the remaining zombies in his cards.

[Bdthemag]

A loud booming voice is heard, "Goddamnit you killed my zombies you bastard! Do you know how long it took me to set that trap up?"