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[Hubris Incalculable]

((It's phonetically written Greek))

"Well, put it on, man. you might need it. and you'd better tear some of you clothes and wrap your wound."

[Phantom]

"Yeah I got it on by now. And I'm bandaged, but it kinda needs to be changed 'cause it's soaked by now..."

[Hubris Incalculable]

"Three hells. I ain't seen you since Courtland. What's happened since? Apart from shrapnel and dimension jumping, i mean."

[edit]That's all from me from at least the next 8 hours

[Phantom]

"I got transplanted into Aleksandr's squad, Vae Victus. They mostly handled surgical strikes and guarding of high value areas. And a few other things..."

[Bdthemag]

A black armored car drives along the dessert at somewhat dangerous speeds. The car seems to be just going straight, occasionally swaying off track. The driver was a tall fragile looking man with brown hair and eyes. The man wasn't as focused on the road as he should be, his attention being on the malfunctioning GPS in his car. "Never should of came out here in the first place." he said to himself quietly. Suddenly a mouth appeared out of the seat next to him and say's "All GPS signals are blocked in this part of the desert."

The man startled looks at the seat next to him, and see's nothing. He also didn't seem to see the small ditch in front of his car.

An hour or so later the man wakes up, a few feet away from his car. He groans and notices the various glass shards stuck in his chest and arms, he sits there for around 30 minutes blaming everyone he could think of. He then hears what sounds like an engine to an either large or extremely shitty car. Hearing this he painfully crawls over to one of his supply bags that went out of the windshield with him and pulls out a flare gun. He aims the flaregun at the sky and pulls the trigger.

[choobakka]

King sees the flare gun in the distance as he's driving out if the city, trying to find this Aleksandr guy. He follows the light until he comes to th site of the crash and sees a guy lying on the ground. He hops out and says, "Need a hand? Because I'm trained in first aid. I think. Or maybe my hat is. Anyway, I can fix ya up."

[Bdthemag]

The man speaks up "That would be appreciated, since I have multiple large glass shards lodged in my chest."

[choobakka]

"I can see that. Now, before I can heal you, do you have any pre-existing conditions that I should be aware of? Heart problems? Demonic possession? Possession of demons? Death? Undeath? Resistance to magic? Heart worm? Burning hands? Zombie brain parasite? Tape recorder up your nose? Because any one of those could cause what I'm about to do to backfire horribly, killing us all. So you might want to tell me."

[Bdthemag]

"Oh I have died and have been brought back multiple times really, also a fair note of warning im a Necromancer. So that might mess up your magic a tad bit, or alot."

[choobakka]

"Oh. Great. This might take a while. Let me get some stuff." King takes off his Hat and rummages around in it. "Lessee... Chalk is a no go... Some of that... Yes!" He takes out a few bottles of colored sand. "Hold still please. This might be a little uncomfortable!" King starts to draw a strange diagram around the necromancer. "Almost there... Great! Now I'm ready! Hold VERY STILL. N'Vkranth hddrak Rohzx'Nehpeehtaa! Nkramussba hartiortis! Nkra! Nkra! Vkreshii Noöemånio! Çekerbhee hekkreb letiorkisti! VKR'ANIKK!" A white light surrounds the man on the ground, and quickly turns to grey, then black as the spell progresses. The shards shoot out of his chest and the wounds heal. A small kidney stone dissolves, and a stomach ulcer heals. King slumps slightly, as the conflicting energies move from his body. "Done. Now, how about introducing yourself? You can call me King. This asshole on my head is my Hat."

[Bdthemag]

The man stands up and brushes himself off, he then holds out his hand "Names Briar, good to meet you."

He then looks back to his crashed car, "Erh, mine giving me a lift?"

[choobakka]

"Well, the only open seat is in the cage in the back. And there might be some eldritch abomination droppings in there. But you're welcome to come, I guess. Since you have no car and all. And I'm terrible with machines..." King opened the back. "The moron back here is Blankey, and the asshole riding shotgun is Hugh."

[Bdthemag]

Briar nods and picks up the bag next to him, "Oh I don't mind, seen worse creatures as of recently anyways." he then jumps into the back of the van.

Ignoring the abomination next to him he searches through the bag and is pleased to find that his spellbook is still intact. He then say's "You folks wouldn't have happened to see a large horde of stray zombies around here would you? If not then completely disregard what I just said."

[choobakka]

[|8-( "I think I'm going to get out the shotgun now..." King reaches into his hat and pulls out the shotgun. "Now I feel muuuuuuch safer. So, where did you lose these zombies?"

((That's all for me til the morning))

[Bdthemag]

Briar cautiously looks out the window, "Erh well actually im not sure, somewhere in the dessert..." he nervously laughed for a few seconds. "My GPS said they were heading North, until it stopped working and a god damn mouth told me that it wouldn't work." He then pulls out his spellbook and flips to a page with a bookmark on it that say's "Reading is !!FUN!!", he then yells "Ph'ngluiae R'lyeh mglw'naph Cthulhu wah'naghj fhtagnaph!"

A large double barrel shotgun appears in his hand, it looks like its made of some kind of bone like material.

"Anyways, what are you guys doing here?"