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[Fniff]

Infinite kittens burst from the portal. Due to the laws of physics, a dimension of infinite kittens means infinite pressure, so anything hit by the kittens is torn apart on not just a molecular level, but on a dimensional one. Anything hit by it never existed anywhere.

This means a part of the planet never actually existed, since the kittens can go through walls. But, this means you can actually get out of the bunker before too long. You just need to block the kitten portal.

[Furtuka]

Kidd runs toward the portal dodging his way through the kitten swarm.
Just as he reaches it a hand reaches out of it and drags him in, saying "So there you are"

[choobakka]

((http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2559-j? Well, Fniff? Is this where you got the idea from?))

[Fniff]

(Of course I did! If I don't get my comedic ideas from SCP articles, I am not a real forum poster!)

[Furtuka]

Kidd found himself floating in a void
"Why haven't you reported back! you were suppose to contact me if something went wrong!" said the voice

"Who... Who are you?"

"Aw great you have memory loss. Stupid velociraptor." The voice sighed "Okay so here's the lowdown, you are a clone."

"A clone of what?"

"Of me"  Suddenly out of the darkness stepped out a spitting image of Kidd save for some armor and a pair of swords. "You are clone #43 of the expeditionary force  whom I sent out into the multiverse to gather information on other worlds."

[Fniff]

Ignore

[Furtuka]

(Uh actually Fniff I was kinda going somewhere with this to tie in to something else I played)

[Fniff]

(Oh, sorry...

Do you still want to go somewhere, or shall we just improvise? It might be cool realizing all the scary problems with being Satan's clone...)

[Furtuka]

(I still want to go somewhere since I have been setting up for this for quite a while)

[Fniff]

(OK then.)

[Furtuka]

"Okay this is making no sense to me!" shouts Kidd " Who are YOU! HOW COULD I be a clone! Where do my powers come from? Why the heck are you talking about Velociraptors!"

"Okay in order. ONE most call me Furtuka these days but I'll get back to that. TWO Those powers of yours are Atlantian magi-"

"I'm from Atlantis?"

"No and I'm not either but I'm the king of Atlantis. As I was saying THREE the velociraptor was a giant universe eating monster that beat you up and tossed you into this world."

"What"

Furtuka sighed "It's a long story ok? here I'll start from the beginning" And so Furtuka told his tale.

[Fniff]

Suddenly, another portal opens...

One to the realm of infinite Blankeys.

Billions upon trillions of Blankeys blast out of the portal, destroying the vision of Furtuka in seconds. Kidd is then grabbed out of the void.

A ghoul stares at Kidd, and licks it's lips.

The ghoul is quickly bashed in the head by a magical hammer. Thomas seems to be wielding it. He drops it, and laughs.

"Hey! Guess what? As it turns out, I am the most powerful sorcerer in the entire world! Reality breaks down in any universe I am in! That's why reality is breaking down right now!"

Thomas looks down the corridor. Reality is breaking down.

"Oh yeah, reality is breaking down. We better find a stronger universe!"

[Furtuka]

"WHAT? Wait what universe is this?"

[Fniff]

"... The usual one. Listen, what universe you wanna pick? We don't really have time." Thomas looks down the corridor.

"Don't worry about the approaching reality breaking wave. It's fine."

[Furtuka]

"Lets look for one that is completely identical with only a minute difference like someone didn't eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast or something"