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[Fniff]

(I wish GMs did this more often! Sometimes dwarfy solutions lead to complete and utter horror.)

Blankey walks back.

"Briar. I would happy blow up a church if it wasn't filled with people. Innocent people. Desperate innocent people. I used to think that there was good in the world. Now, I was proven wrong. Ponies." He storms off again.

[Bdthemag]

Briar yells back in a cold voice "Who fucking cares!", he then walks back with a variety of bones in his bag and a few guns.

[Fniff]

The Soldier silently jumps Briar and knocks him unconscious. Then, King is also knocked out. They are both dragged out to the Safe-zone.

*

Briar and King wake up.

"You have been arrested for the murder of 24 people. What do you have to say for yourself?" An intercom says.

They appear to be in a prison cell.

[Bdthemag]

Briar yells "King's the one who did it!"

[Fniff]

"According to our report by Samson, you shot the remaining survivor. Personally. You are also wanted. What is your statement?"

[Bdthemag]

"I refuse to state anything until I have a lawyer."

[Fniff]

"Alright then. Here is your lawyer."

Blankey walks into the room.

"Hiiiii!" He shouts.

"Now, your statement?"

[Bdthemag]

Briar sigh's, for what seems to be around the hundreth time this week. "I state...that they showed clear evidence that they were infected by the vampire plague, so therefore killing them was just and reasonable."

[Fniff]

"They were in a church. Vampires, especially ghouls, dislike religious symbols. In fact, ghouls falter when they are even near them. If they were infected, they'd be proper full blooded vampires, who are equal citizens as well. So, you are convicted anyway."

"Objection! Puppies on the loose!" Blankey points at the intercom speaker.

[Bdthemag]

"Okay forget it then, just throw me in jail, I can't think of anything else to say besides insults involving death."

[choobakka]

"My statement? My statement is that they said they were harboring vampires. As in, and I quote, 'We have a Vampire in our ranks!'. I was doing what was necessary. I was unaware there were children or, in fact, any innocents in that church. I was merely attempting to enter the church. They shot at us. I blew open the door. They apparently had explosives inside, which I was not prepared for. The church exploded. And if you don't let me go, this thing will get worse."

[Fniff]

"Despite the fact they were completely afraid of you because, and I myself quote, "They are speaking!" "Oh no, they are a smart type of ghoul! Keep firing!" "Fucking hell, they have guns!". If they were actual ghouls, they wouldn't have hung around churches and shoot at anything that moves. They would have eaten it. Anyway, in a vampire attack, self-defense is completely authorized unless it is proven that the person in question is definitely a first class citizen."

[Bdthemag]

"Well it wasn't clear that they were, so please let us out for christ sake! And where the hell is Kidd!"

[Fniff]

"Kidd is fine. He may have to get some grief consoling though. You guys did some abominable things that night."

[Bdthemag]

"Tell him that I said that he's a wimp, anyways can we go now?"