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[Furtuka]

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaat" says the boy as he reaches forward to poke it.

[choobakka]

"Kidd, don't do that. It eats people." He laughs. "No, it doesn't. But I wouldn't reach into it. Theres a lot of stuff in there that doesn't like fingers."

[Fniff]

"Dear god, I love being unemployed." Badr smiles and drinks from his hip-flask. "Anyway, shall we go?"

[choobakka]

"Get in the car, I guess. I want my money. Because then I can buy... Well, lots of stuff. D'you think anybody will care if it's written in ballpoint in a Moleskine? Because I have a ballpoint and a Moleskine. It's still the Necronomicon, right?"

[Fniff]

(Timeskip.)

The jeep pulls up on a dry plain. Two miles away is the Sahara. The town's lights glisten 10 miles back. Badr walks towards a patch of land, and stops.

"Right, do you guys have shovels?"

[Furtuka]

"Do you think I do?"

[Fniff]

"You are wizards, right? You can conjure them or something!"

[Bdthemag]

"Oh no need, the undead usually have the strength to break through their graves and get up to topsoil." Briar pulls out a book flips to a seemingly random page. "Okay hold on let me get my vial of blood out." he then pulls a vial of red liquid out of his bag. "If your wondering this is my blood, makes it so I don't have to stab myself more than once every week."

He then paints a large pentagram around the group. He speaks in a dark voice "R'zrgh l'ergashg Pe'taqwerg Ra'ght!". A loud rumbling is heard and a hand reaches out of the ground.

[Fniff]

A regenerated Abdul pulls himself out of the ground and stands up.

"...Hello!" He says, in perfect English.

"How does that even work?" Badr asks.

[Furtuka]

"...I see a dead person"

[Bdthemag]

"Oh, well all of that newfound energy has to be used for something in the body doesn't it? Anyways let me handle this." Briar clears his throat, "Hello one who has just been raised, I am the necromancer Briar and I am the one who raised you from your grave. Now if you would kindly answer some questions regarding a book..."

[Fniff]

"Oh yes. I know the one you are talking about. I knew this would cause some problems..." Abdul sighs. "Yes, I know the sex scenes were a little bit over described in The Book Of Love. But that's the whole point! I shook everything up!"

[Bdthemag]

"No no no, we aren't looking for that particular book, but if you happen to have an extra copy feel free to hand it over. Anyway's we are looking for the Necronomicon, or any rare version of that book. I kind of don't care anymore."

[Fniff]

"The Necro what? Oh yes...Why do you want that? It's not really that good. It's badly researched, dull and drives you mad! It's pointless to use it! That's why I edited it to get out the madness, and I was buried with that version! Here!" Abdul gives Briar the edited Necronomicon.

[Bdthemag]

Briar grabs the book, "But the madness is what make i-" Briar sigh's, "You know what lets forget it, im tired of all of this bullshit anyways."