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[Fniff]

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 Sorry man! I may not be as active, but this should be fun! How different is the setting?

Blankey, with his trademark stupid grin, marches out of a cave. He reloads his AK47, then sees the people.

"Hey Jerries! Guess what! I saw a spider! I shot it!"

[choobakka]

"Hugh, since when don't I keep my stuff in my hat? I've always kept stuff in my hat since we found it in that store when we were hunting the vampires in Boston. I might as well use it... It's not like it'll let me throw it out." He glares at the hat and puts it back on. "Blankey, come on. We've got a monster to kill. And how big was this spider? Because you don't need that big of a gun for most things outside of Australia." King begins to walk towards the abomination, making sure his gun is in working order.

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Blankey showed King the spider. About the size of a grain of sand. Blankey seems to elevate incompetence to whole new levels beyond the thoughts of man.

However, he was a damn fine soldier.

Tactically, he crawled onto a rock, turned on the laser attachment for the AK and fired strategically in short controlled bursts at the beast's possible weak points.

[choobakka]

King takes out his gun and begins to mutter in Latin. "Flammeorum, Adīte Monstrī! ADĪTE!" A burst of fire comes out of his pistol and strikes the monster in several eyes. "Looks like it's mad," King says as the monster turns towards the group. "VERY mad. Scutum Gelūs!" A wall of ice comes from the ground in front of King, as he prepares for the monster's charge.

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Blankey got a ruffled bit of paper from his pocket, and read from it.

"Erroris Cloud Est Super Tamen Bellum Est Recedentia Ex Perfectus!"

The Abomination started to falter. Blankey fired at the beast, causing blood to sprout in fountains from it.

[Hubris Incalculable]

"God, Blankey, where do you get these rubbish spells from? Ta mátia sas tha páf̱sei na leitourgeí!" he cries at the monster, wand pointed, causing it to go blind.

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that's Greek, by the way.

[Fniff]

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 Well, that doubles the joke.

"That was was from a spider!"

Blankey blesses some holy water, and dumps it into the molotov cocktail, creating a Holy Molotov Cocktail, which is promptly thrown at the creature. It screams as it is burned by holy oil fire.

[ggamer]

"HAH! Fucking idiots don't know how to take down a xeno!"

Garcia fires the enchanted P38, while muttering an ancient curse. The bullets seem to go straight through each time, leaving a hole of blinding light.

And then the clip emptied.

"Y'GGD- I MEAN I'M OUT, COVER ME!"

[Hubris Incalculable]

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no, i meant my spell was greek. geese. Anyway, what's different? obv' we're the same bunch as before, + a few others, but it's no longer so much post-apoc and more magical creature take-down squad

"Right, everyone stand back!" Hugh cried as he unloaded three grenades at the beast, before diving away and putting up a shielding spell.

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 I think I had a lovely time indulging my post-apocalypse fetish with the last one. I'll happily go with the squad again.

The creature screams in pain as the grenades explode it partially.

"Bleeeeeeeeeep!" Blankey yelled, as a he tossed his AK at the beast. Oddly enough, this managed to kill it finally.

The terror fell over, and lay dead at it's side.

Blankey took out a partially melted chocolate bar (Blake's Nut-Chocolate Extreme Sport Bar! 50% more protein then our competition!) and chomps on it.

[Hubris Incalculable]

"Wow. first clean kill in a month. good job, guys. let's bag it up and take it to Gaborone to claim our re-ward. Tha écho̱ mousamá mou kai schoiní mou."

A rushing noise is heard as a large tarp and 10 metres of rope arrive, sailing through the air.

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Blankey sighs and grabs the tarp, and puts it over the fallen creature. He attaches the rope to the tarp, and pulls the creature along. Blankey is not a smart person, but when you are sweating if you are just carrying an AK and some light clothing, well...

He grunts, and pulls it along.

"My little pony, my little pony, ah ah ah ah..." He then bursts out into a very fast paced song revolving around ponies. It makes sense Blankey would enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

[Hubris Incalculable]

"ugh. Skáse."

Blankey's mouth shuts, but he continues to hum.

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Blankey silently stops for a moment, and moves on. He gets a scrap of notebook paper and writes whatever the hell he writes in his weird notebook.

[Hubris Incalculable]

As they walk back to the van, Hugh sneaks up behind blankey and peers over his shoulder to see what insane babbling this pity-member of the group has written.

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Here's where you fill in what he wrote, Fniff