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[choobakka]

King keeps driving the van, shooting the zombies with blasts of energy from his pistol. "Alright, I'm gonna let the beast out1 We're gonna get much more from the zombies than from it, anyhow. !!پنجری کھولیں اور اس جانور کی رہائی" The cage springs open, and the monster leaps from the van. Some zombies surround it, and it starts swatting them off. "Hey, guys? There are some bigger ones... And they look angry... Marw mewn fflamau, creaduriaid budr! I got one of them... But the others are just on fire now... Oh. Oh man. They're trolls. Why flaming trolls?"

[Fniff]

Blankey silently takes out another, slightly crushed chocolate bar (Malcon's Chocolates: It's Like An Explosion Of Flavor! Now With More Caramel!) and eats it. He then takes out a satchel charge, arms it, and puts it down.

"Run!" He runs out of the door.

[Hubris Incalculable]

"Huh. perhaps i should release the blindness curse i laid on it. make things more effective. mátia sas prépei na apokatastatheí i̱ kanonikí̱ leitourgía!"

The beast looks around and then begins to swat more viciously, and grabs the least necrotic and starts to eat them.

[Bdthemag]

Briar seeing the satchel charge runs out of the building, he then turns to Blankey "You idiot! The explosives won't do anything! The building is in some kind of stasis!"

[Fniff]

"Oh. That is incredibly annoying! Gosh, it's like a pancake of annoyance!" Blankey exclaims. He then marches back in, tosses out the explosive and stays.

[choobakka]

"FLAMING TROLLS!!! يموت والعودة إلى من حيث أتيت، مخلوق كريهة من الجحيم! ترك هذا المضيف والفرار مرة أخرى إلى العالم السفلي!" A huge ball of energy comes from King's shotgun and strikes the trolls. They all fall over, and the truck runs into them. King leaps out of the truck clutching his Hat, with his sleeve on fire. "Gah! 소화!" The fire goes out, and King slumps to the ground, exhausted.

[Bdthemag]

"What are you crazy!?" Briar picks up the satchel charge and throws it as far as he can.

[Fniff]

"My little pony, my little pony, ah ah ah ahhhhh..." Blankey then bursts into bloody song again.

[Heliman]

"You, priest, can't you cast out evil spirits?"

Distracted by the bloodshed and heretical magics flying in front of him, Reb barely notices the question. "Ah... I, Yes. yes I can exorcise evil spirits," He said, getting out of the car somewhat less epically then the others, "though it takes time, alot of holy water, and a young priest. All of which we don't have alot of right now." Somewhat taken aback by the beast's carnage: "Um, a thousand pardons, child, but is that beast somehow immune from necrotic magic it's devouring? Who am I kidding, of course it is, you're all professionals, right?"

[Bdthemag]

A loud explosion is heard, "What the hell is wrong with you!." he then runs back to the van shooting zombies on the way.

"Guys we have a serious problem, things suddenly got alot worse."

[choobakka]

King collected himself and walked over to Reb. "Hey, Padre, does that younger priest have to be Christian? Because I'm a fully ordained minister of the Discordian Church. And Eris is good at destroying things." He put his guns back int his hat and took out a cat collar with a bell, a matchbook, and his copy of the Principia Discordia. "Bell, book, and candle, right? And here's some water." He spits into it. "Now it's holy. Isn't Eris great? And no that beast is not immune to the magic, we are hoping the magic will kill it."

[Heliman]

Reb is physically taken aback, "Child that is the most disgusting idea that I have ever heard in my entire- What is it Briar? Something worse? What could possibly be worse than trolls, uncaged horrors not meant for this world, a horde of zombies and a murdering necromancer?"
Suddenly, in a swirl of clouds and smoke, a figure bursts forth. Is was skinny, impossibly skinny, and clothed in a robe. As the dust began to settle, the glint of a silver crown could be seen in the darkness.
"Oh."
It was a King of the Dead. A Litch. Suddenly, preforming a exorcism with a heretical manual seemed like a lesser evil. "God help us all. Give me that darn book, I know the words of Christ by heart so the words in the book won't matter anyway. Start spraying the the holy- the water you spit in as much as you can everywhere. Briar, you like to draw pentagrams, right? Make one around the Van, hurry now, we don't have much time."

[Fniff]

Blankey runs back to the van.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Blankey arms another satchel and throws it at the lich. It explodes in bones.

"I love simple solutions!"

The bones reform. Ah.

[choobakka]

King begins throwing the water around everywhere.
"Hey, Eris? Could you help
Us defeat this evil lich
So that we are not
Made into his undead servants
And so we can rid
This town of its taint?"

[Bdthemag]

Briar nods, "Its worse, he was my roomate in college! He was a total jerk to.", he then pulls a vial with a dark red liquid in it and begins to draw a pentagram.