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kissa3

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Can you beat that?
« on: May 27, 2011, 06:03:30 am »
This a fun little game that is popular on some forums and i thought i would perfectly stick to the Dwarf Fortress. Just take a screen shot of Action Log showing something unrepeatable (or in the game's case - unbeatable), and post it here with the little "can you beat that?" call. :)

I begin:


I tore guys heart and gave him another set of guts. Can you beat that? :P
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TheMasterTurtle

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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 07:11:31 am »
I don't have a screeny but once I knocked off a night creatures head by throwing my friends left testicle (Genesis)

And a couple days back I got an arrow STUCK IN MY EYELID WITH MY EYE BEING PERFECTLY FINE!
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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 03:20:41 pm »
I can just imagine what this bogeyman was thinking right before he got hit.

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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 05:35:22 pm »
the joker boogeymen will always die laughing. :P
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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 05:58:10 pm »
Don't have screenshots, at hand, but wandering through one of my caverns was an FB that was a humanoid form of charcoal, and shortly afterwards, somewhere else in the caverns, there was an FB that was a humanoid form of fire.

As yet, they haven't met (the fire one has at least momentarily wandered out of sight, but has left behind a lot of burning cave vegetation, the charcoal was definitely in a completely different bit of the caverns when its counterpart arrived), but I'm going to definitely make appropriate screenshots if they do! :)
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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 10:19:53 pm »
Quote from: TheMasterTurtle on May 27, 2011, 07:11:31 am
And a couple days back I got an arrow STUCK IN MY EYELID WITH MY EYE BEING PERFECTLY FINE!

LOL, I had that with a spear once.
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Yoink

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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 03:19:50 am »
Doesn't really count, but...
One time playing the Saecular mod, my character died in mortal combat with a bandit leader.
Cue new adventurer, who gets ambushed by the same guy, and my last adventurer's axe is STILL LODGED in the bandit's arm, so I walk up, grab it, and wrench it out. :)
I do have a screenshot, actually, but it's not of the action log, so oh well. :P
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kissa3

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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 08:02:20 am »
If its not action log, you can still post it, as far as bragging rights are concerned :)

Action log is kind of like a proof.
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Re: Can you beat that?
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 08:03:47 am »
I don't have a picture, but once I threw an iron helm at someone.
It jammed the captain's rib through his heart.
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