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[CriticallyAshamed]

Thought we might review a bunch of our favourite random crap weapons here. I recently "acquired" an extra pair of iron high boots. They weren't much use to me but I didn't realise I still had them till I was fighting a bunch of wolves and ended up caving in all their skulls with my hammerboot. Apart from that, barrels of puppy blood, while probably not the most efficient weapon are certainly one of my favourite amusement weapons.

inb4 candy corkscrews and millions of serrated disks.

[Golcondio]

Not in any specific preference order:
- dual-wielded dragon corpses
- child corpse
- gold blocks
- any appendage my adventurer may have lost (I successfully brained people with my bitten-off nose!)
- a sapphire bed (from an awesome mood)
- green glass door (it's funny because it does not break)
- prepared elf brain

[TheMasterTurtle]

My best adventurer ever (backin 40d) Fought with an elk bone staff and a cougar bone. He never died.

[EmperorNuthulu]

Do you count throwing miscellaneous things? Since I once threw a worm, and it killed an Elf spearmaster.

[Crioca]

I collect the heads of my slain enemies and use them as throwing weapons.

[Vicid]

Cutting out an elf's guts, picking it up and attacking his lower body. Guts were stuck in the wound.

[Mekboy]

Backpack, filled with the bodies, clothes and equipment of my dead foes.

[Itnetlolor]

A named alligator (earned after strangling it with a rock) and a pair of giant rats (earned by beating the life outta them like baseballs with said gator). Was doing awesome until an ogre exploded me into gore.

[zombat]

Pre df2010 we used to be to choke elfs to death with their own thongs

[Cyroth]

I once had a artifact gold chair that had over 50 kills on it.
And I once clubbed a whole fort to death with the phallus of their lord (genesis mod)

[DrKillPatient]

Hands. Chop both off with an axe, equip their right hand to your right hand, their left to your left, smash skulls. Better if they're titan hands.

[Cyroth]

Hands. Chop both off with an axe, equip their right hand to your right hand, their left to your left, smash skulls. Better if they're titan hands.

Kill them with your bear hands

[Angel Of Death]

Kobold guts.

[BunnyBob77]

Severed goblin nose.  I met one in an ambush and cut of his nose, at which point I began to beat him to death with his own nose extremely slowly.  Then I killed some other stuff with it.  Also, it's not quite the same, but once I bit a night creature in half and ran around with its lower body attached to my tooth.  Dwarf fortress is so awesome.

[mars7a]

Do pickaxes count? If not, limbs. I love limbs as weapons.