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[Levi]

I would go apeshit if I could set terms for a duel. Midnight, both combatants in glow-in-the-dark clothing. Opposite sides of a street, on bicycles. You have to throw circular saw blades.

Heh, awesome.   

[Darvi]

Midnight! Evokers only! At school!

[Siquo]

Either drinking or unarmed combat. Or both.

Probably both. Every time one lands a clean hit, the other has to drink a shot. First one not able to get up anymore wins. ("wins" was a typo but actually makes sense, I'm keeping it.)

Hell, I'd do this for fun. Anyone wanna duel?

[currie]

Paintball attrition duels. That's where it's at.

You take turns firing paintballs, point blank, into the soft fleshy parts of your opponent until they say stop. If become numb to the pain then use a bigger gun. Once all guns have been exhausted you fire BBs directly into your eyes until one of you is dead or too brain damaged to continue.

[EmperorNuthulu]

Guys you're not thinking of the bigger picture. It must be done within a cube of inebriated bees. IN SPACE.

[Itnetlolor]

No, you load your paintball guns with inebriated glow-in-the-dark painted bees under blacklight, and fire them at each other in space while drunk. Dishonor is only when you duel against someone deathly allergic to bees though. This is supposed to be fun. We're not trying to kill each other.

I see dishonor when something like a duel is obscenely unfair. That is, unless the odds are a bit more balanced, or the unfair odds are under the consent of the one screwed over party. Cherry Tapping (See trope) so to say. That, or the opposing party is masochistic or showing off.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I would duel by blood transfusion if my opponent and I had incompatable blood types both ways. Hook a tube in to each of our arms, and the first one to have their blood turn to cottage cheese loses. And dies. But mostly loses.

[Darvi]

Sucks to be me then D:

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[Strife26]

I would go apeshit if I could set terms for a duel. Midnight, both combatants in glow-in-the-dark clothing. Opposite sides of a street, on bicycles. You have to throw circular saw blades.

AKA: Lethal Tron on Bikes.


Anyone who thinks of C&A gets a cookie.

[freeformschooler]

you guys we scared dhokarena away i think

Sorry, dudebro, you and your pokemon cards were clearly too manly for this world.  Perhaps in the next universe there will be untold hordes of brainless, emotionless barbie-doll women prepared to drool over you and your battling skills.

and the entire thread was worth it for being able to imagine this