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Vile Riverside

1 (5.6%)

Forested Mountain

0 (0%)

Mountain Spring Cave

10 (55.6%)

Elven Deep Forest

2 (11.1%)

Human Grassland

1 (5.6%)

Forest Graveyard

3 (16.7%)

Ocean Icefield

1 (5.6%)

Total Members Voted: 18

[noah22223]

Azen walks forward, very cautious.
A guard would never be a very good guard if he couldn't tell a kobold from a rhesus macque!

[Hastur]

(spent my last ~100$)

So How is Guarddom, guards?

I cant wait untill he have that spring made into a proper jacuzzi

[evilcherry]

Gethor is counting the supplies.

[FuzzyZergling]

(spent my last ~100$)

So How is Guarddom, guards?

I cant wait untill he have that spring made into a proper jacuzzi

Stocks on page 1 updated.

"Eh, can't complain. You get a bit jaded though, watchin' a bunch'a guys start a fort, then comin' back next winter n'd finding nothin' but bones."
The guard eyes the golem trotting alongside the wagon.
"So where'd you get that thing, anyways?"

[Hastur]

(spent my last ~100$)

So How is Guarddom, guards?

I cant wait untill he have that spring made into a proper jacuzzi

Stocks on page 1 updated.

"Eh, can't complain. You get a bit jaded though, watchin' a bunch'a guys start a fort, then comin' back next winter n'd finding nothin' but bones."
The guard eyes the golem trotting alongside the wagon.
"So where'd you get that thing, anyways?"

(lie) Gathered the parts and had my cousins employees fix it back together. He thinks hes a great smith but his employees do all the fine work (true)

So what kind of things do these forts succumb to?

[FuzzyZergling]

"Gobbos n'd starvation, usually. Sometimes elves."

Another guard eyes Azen's axe.
"That's pretty nice, whered you find something like that?

[noah22223]

"Hands off. Noone touches Jorudmor."

[IronyOwl]

Tholtig gets a slightly worried expression at the guard's explanation. "So... you don't think we'll have any of those problems, do you?"

[FuzzyZergling]

"Eh, who c'n tell? Yer goin' to a pretty fortified spot, out'a the way 'nd easy to defend, jus' the one chokepoint. So, gobbos w'ld have a bad time assaultin' ya, they'de prop'ly go fer the softer human lands to the south. Right, ya boys?"
"Right." replies the other guard.
"Goblins and humans have been at each others throats for years now. The goblins will raid a field every few months, or assault a town, then the human king will send the army out and theyll play cat and rat for a while before losing the trail. Gets everybody riled up, it does."

[IronyOwl]

"Oh, well that's good. Except for the war part, I guess."

Tholtig brightens up a bit.

"So, will you be the guards for the next caravan out here? I'm Tholtig, by the way."

[noah22223]

" Im 'ere as the embark guard. Sent to make sure no cavern critters kill ya too fast. So im stayin."

[IronyOwl]

"Oh, good," Tholtig said cheerfully. "I'm a glasscrafter. Maybe I could make you something once we get set up."

[evilcherry]

"And as for food, rely on Gethor", he said. "Nothing beats my farming learnt from the imperial academy."

[IronyOwl]

"Well great, we've got food, wealth, and protection. Looks like we're mostly covered."

[Neyvn]

"So..." Muttered the Dwarf resting against the large Canine while picking the dirt out from under his nails with the small Utility knife. The Axe at his hip clinked lightly against the mail armour under the Splunker's Uniform as the Dog's chest expanded and compressed with each breath. Pushing himself to his feet fully he patted the Riding Dog's side before reaching up into its saddle to ruffle the fur of his Cavern Rat...
"What are we calling this place anyway? All great forts need a Name..."