… in which the Mozilla Crash Reporter God disagrees with the RNG.
I search the dumpster for anything that can be used as a weapon or shield. Maybe a used syringe If I hear shells I'll close the lid, it's not much but it should protect me from shrapnel.
[6]
You find lots of crap, scrap, and useful stuff. Specifically, you find: an old broken shaver, small magnetic balls, lots of beer bottles, and a Browning 9mm pistol with 7 rounds. Woohoo!
Patricia searched the boiler room for any useful supplies or items that might have been dislodged by the blast.
[4]
You find some copper piping that got ripped off, a half-full propane can, and a lot of dust.
Go looking for a small screw pump with a high maximum speed
[6]
You find lots of useful stuff: several high-RPM screw pumps, a motorcycle with keys, and a bunch of spilled sand.
-> Find *better* cover.
[1][4]
You realize that if you keep this up you’ll get killed, so you run into the basement of the shop and don’t get any more damage.
Get cover in the employee-only corridors.
[1]
You go into the employee-only corridors, but SHITSHITSHIT there’s lotsa glass there!
Suddenly a shell falls down behind the glass and OH GOD THE GLASS IT HURTS NOOOOO…..
DAMAGE:
5+
[3]*
[1]+
4=12 damage
HP: 100-12=88 HP
Get hit by a "dramatic shell"
[2] You barely even feel the shaking of the floor, let alone get hit by anything. Oh well…
Statuses: Name: Taric Saithere
Gender: Male
Appearance: Dark hair, green eyes, light-toned skin. Wears trousers and a long sleeve shirt (No buttons...) and sneakers.
Skills:
Itchy trigger finger:4
Sharpshooting: 4
Items:
Desktop x1
HD LCD monitor x1
Batteries x60
Name: Torvold Jackson
Gender: Male
Appearance: Dark hair, blue eyes, old bdu pants and plaid sweatshirt (with hood and big pockets)
HP: 85/100
Skills:
Inventing (4)
Sharpshooting (4)
Items:
Gallon of bleach x3
Box of whitening powder x1
Clothes basket x1
Name: John Smith. At least, that's what was written in his passport.
Gender: M
Appearance: A 5'3" man of arabic descent in his forties. Has swarthy skin, clear brown eyes, a three-inch-long bushy beard. Mutations: a quarter-inch-wide benigh growth in left forearm. Wears dark grey discharge vest, thick khaki trousers and industrial safety shoes.
HP: 88/100
Skills:
Inventing (2 levels)
Trapper (3 levels)
Items:
Saw x1
Wire x 25 meters
Canister of gas x1
Fertilizer bag x1
Name: Patricia Simmons
Gender: F
Appearance: 5'5, 127 pounds, chin-length black hair, brown eyes, athletic build. Wears a white tanktop, jeans, and hiking boots.
HP: 95/100
Skills:
Hiding (4)
Agility (4)
Items:
Ski poles x2
Fishing rod
Copper piping x4
Half-full propane can
Name: Patrick James
Gender: M
Appearance: Exactly 1.5 meters tall, has a wirey frame, steel grey eyes, and half a meter of tangled black hair, he wears cargo trousers and a plain Blue T-Shirt
Skills:
2 Agility
4 inventing
Item:
Lighter x1
Metal tube x1
Welder x1
Metal girders x3
High-RPM screw pump x2
(Hotwired) Motorcycle
Name: Mark Grey
Gender: M
Appearance: above average build, serious face, reddish hair. Slightly torn jeans and a plain dark grey t-shirt.
Skills:
Sharpshooting (3 levels)
Agility (2 levels)
Items:
Belt x1
Lighter x1
Broken shaver x1
Magnetic balls x39
Beer bottles x8
Browning 9mm
7 bullets
Some notes:
I don't think Taricus is the hero. He has certain qualities that disqualify him automatically.
...
Strife was about to get hit by another shell (he rolled a 1
) but my browser crashed and ate my page. So.... the honor goes to HmH.