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Author Topic: Help! Titaaan!  (Read 1474 times)

EmperorJon

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Help! Titaaan!
« on: May 26, 2011, 12:42:40 pm »

I'm so scared! Sigh, it doesn't even have a SYNDROME. -.-

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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 12:48:05 pm »

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH


At least it's not as bad as a fluffy wambler titan. They'll tear your head off.

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 12:57:29 pm »

i think it'll kindly give you some meat and a stack of bones.
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 12:58:54 pm »

oh dear Armok.

It turns your dwarves into elves.
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 01:01:05 pm »

IT BRINGS US PEACE, KILL IT!
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A tiny, foul-tempered humanoid creature that dwells in the evil mountains. They are known to enjoy drinking liquor and will take any unguarded supplies of booze.

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 01:11:07 pm »

Are you sure that's not an elven deity?
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2011, 01:15:18 pm »

Are you sure that's not an elven deity?
Bonus points if you throw it into a pit for elves to see their god in captivity.

Megadwarfbonus if you keep stabbing it with a repeating spike trap made of wood.

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 01:29:37 pm »

This might sound elfy, but the first time i saw one of those, i sent civilians to check if its friendly, before trying the military option.
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 01:30:15 pm »

IT'S A TRAP!!!

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 01:32:02 pm »

DON'T KILL THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!!
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 01:36:42 pm »

DON'T KILL THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!!
The spirit of christmas is a giant cycloptic lizard with six legs?
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2011, 01:38:00 pm »

DON'T KILL THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!!
The spirit of christmas is a giant cycloptic lizard with six legs?
Yup.

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 01:39:18 pm »

DON'T KILL THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!!
The spirit of christmas is a giant cycloptic lizard with six legs?
Yup.
I for one welcome our new dimetron gift-givers.
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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 01:43:48 pm »



(Yeah, I know, not a dimetrodon. Still pretty close)

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Re: Help! Titaaan!
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 01:47:33 pm »

"I LOVE YOU, I LOVE ME! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MA-G-MA!"
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