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Author Topic: You are 40d Wolf!  (Read 1413 times)

noah22223

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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2011, 09:55:12 pm »

You run into the Cutebold cave to find an Adventurer Bold.
It looks to be retired and lazy.
TEH BOLDZ! DEY R COMING!
You have 1 turn before the bolds are in here with there Stolen Steel Sharp Things.
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Phantom

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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2011, 10:05:32 pm »

Become one the Adventurer Bold's companion, thus joining the Cutebold faction and not being attacked.
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noah22223

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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2011, 10:08:22 pm »

The AdventBold adopts you as her pet.
The bolds suddenly don't care that you stole there gems.
The dorf moans and pulls out 3 of the 10 daggers embedded in multiple locations in its body.
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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 10:15:41 pm »

You fall into a pit into the caverns, land on a lone crundle, survive unharmed, and are now in the first cavern, next to a crushed crundle.
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noah22223

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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2011, 10:18:19 pm »

You fall into a pit into the caverns, land on a lone crundle, survive unharmed, and are now in the first cavern, next to a crushed crundle.
I am the GM.
There are no holes here.
The dorf has now ripped 6 of the daggers out of him.
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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2011, 10:25:57 pm »

Convert the Kobold camp into a mining outpost, have them melt and re-shape the adamantine armor into a wolf-like shape. BECOME ADVENTURER.
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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2011, 10:28:23 pm »

You do so.
You are now wearing Artifact Adamantine Armor, cuz one of the Bolds had a mood.
Now all you need is Adamantine Claws, and you will be all set...
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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2011, 10:28:45 pm »

Evolve into Dire Wolf via Battle For Wesnoth-esque leveling system.
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noah22223

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Re: You are 40d Wolf!
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2011, 10:45:48 pm »

*5 hours of battling later*
Nope, still not a dire wolf.
Oh well, this diamond encrusted blue axe you picked up from the dorf works well, even if you can only hold it like a bone.
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