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[noah22223]

You are with your pack.
There is a dorf northward.
He is wearing <<-Wolf Leather Armor->>.

[Hubris Incalculable]

NOOO BROTHER! disembowel the one who would use your brother's pelt as clothing!

[magmaholic]

be a SMART wolf.
he is a dwarf.With a <<-Wolf Leather Armor->>.
That means,that someone has modded in a reaction,to make armor out of hides.
so,wolves always attack in a pack,dont they?
HE HAS KILLED AN ENTIRE PACK WITHOUT PROBLEMS.
Better push a giant boulder on his head from a cliff,so that he will be either <<-dwarf paste->> or stunned.
if the latter,rip his throat out with your teeth.

[noah22223]

You consider pushing a boulder at him, but you do not have the muscle. Or the cliffs. Or the boulder.
You run at the dorf, enraged at his disrespectful usage of your brothers pelt.
Your pack joins in.
You here a booming voice from above saying "Hah! wolves? I just killed a hydra!"

[magmaholic]

You consider pushing a boulder at him, but you do not have the muscle.

feck,ARE YOU A PACK OR NOT?
of course you cant do it alone.

now,triangulate around him,or keep distance,making jumping motions sometimes,so that he falls on his beer belly while trying to defend himself,and his jugular vein could be torn apart.

[noah22223]

You bark at your pack to encircle him to make him fall over so you can eat his throat.
They laugh at you, as you are not the alpha.
The dorf kills 3 wolves with his glowing blue axe with diamonds on it.
His backpack just fell off.
It is full of shining blue armor with diamonds on it.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Grab it and run off.

Attempt to sell at nearby store.

[noah22223]

You grab the backpack and run.
The booming voice says "Noooooo! My adamantine armor!"
The dorf begins to chase you.
He forgot his axe, however, and left it embedded in a wolf's head!

[Johnfalcon99977]

Close in for the kill

[noah22223]

You turn around to attack him.
He is holding a *large copper dagger*

[Phantom]

Run the f*ck away.

Get saved by Kobolds.

[noah22223]

You GTFO.
And then, OH MY GAWD, CUTEBOLDS.
The dorf is being mobbed.
There are tons of shinies on the floor.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Take as many as possible and run.

Become the most pimp'in 40d wolf ever.

[noah22223]

You scoop up as many as you can to stuff into the backpack you jacked, and run.
The gems spill and now your fur is all shiny and encrusted with gems.
The kobolds want yer now-shiny felt.
The dorf has been releasded by the Bolds!
The Bolds are chasing you!
You are the most expensive wolf ever.

[Phantom]

Run to the cave, the caaaaaaave!