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Raid a small village

3 (27.3%)

Act like highwaymen

1 (9.1%)

Attack a weak caravan

5 (45.5%)

Loiter at our tower

1 (9.1%)

Other (specify in post

1 (9.1%)

Total Members Voted: 11

[Heron TSG]

Spoiler: Sesthorono's Journal (click to show/hide)

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKITY CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKIFY CHOKE CHOKING CHOKER CHOKE.

Spoiler: Grand Literature (click to show/hide)

OH
MY GOD
THATS A FREAKIN' CHOKER
I BET HE'S ROLLING FORTIES DOWN THE FREEWAY IN AN ESCALADE GOD DAMN

Here's what you're thinking: What the hell is this thing, some kind of horrible cross between Cthulu and Robert Novak?
That's a freakin' Choker.
And it will own your mom.

Sit down and shut up.  Prepare to learn about what this man can do.  Better go to the bathroom now before you do it IN YOUR PANTS.  WHICH WILL BE BLOWN AWAY.

First, the stats:
+2 Strength, +2 Dex, +2 Con
Take a look at that.  Beautiful.  My strength is that of a Half-Orc.  My dexterity is that of two halflings.  My constitution is that of a Welsh. Not bad.

Well, to be honest, there is a bad...
-4 Int, -2 Cha
Wow.  Intelligence goes DOWN.  Charisma is near unsalvageable.  Looks like I won't be wooing anyone with my knowledge of 12th Century poetic verse.  However, what do I care?  I'm a Choker.  If someone asks my opinion on the application of a postmodern view of postmodernism, I choke them.

Good god, what the hell is that thing? It looks like some horrible cross between Robert Novak and a squid. Jesus, its all slimy andddrRKKKKGGHAHBKBLACKHC ACKKEHNTBREABAHCEAAKCKHHGGHGHG
-Sun Tzu

In sum: This is the miniature I will be using for my pog. That's right, Fred freakin' Astaire with octopi for hands.

Actual journal to come later.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Okay now I REALLY don't understand the knight class.

[Lord Braindead]

The knight class is one thing but being neutral while having an urge to kill that puts even serial killers to shame is rather odd in my opinion.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Not to mention your scale mail alone takes up your entire starting gold 

[Heron TSG]

The knight class is one thing but being neutral while having an urge to kill that puts even serial killers to shame is rather odd in my opinion.

Am I neutral? I thought I changed that to Lawful Evil. I'll go fix that.

Not to mention your scale mail alone takes up your entire starting gold 

I think I bought equipment with the normal knight starting gold, instead of the 50 that we're actually beginning with. (I think that's this game, right?) I'll double check.

[Araph]

Everyone starts with 50 gold. And game begins in 2 hours, 40 minutes.

[Grek]

If possible, can you get the server/network up an hour ahead, so that we can work on connection issues?

[Araph]

Server's up. Hamachi username and password is Reversed Roles. Use my IP address to connect to Maptool.

[Atomicdremora]

Va was a young telepath, younger than most, but talented at misdirection. When the great and powerful Elder Brain announced that there was to be a meeting of the minds, Va knew he had to attend. The meeting was to announce a contest between any and all Mindflayers in the city. Va was all but beaten in the last round, when he ignited his opponents shoes, and taking advantage of his opponents distress sent his mind thrusting through his opponents vulnerable chest. After smoking a celebratory stem, Va left to collect his prize. Months later the foolish Ogre Ckusay was slain by paladins of huge strength, and left the Empire's scouts shattered and broken. He found ooloth hiding with other members of Ckusays employ, and they banded together, for the greater evil....

EDIT: yay! that was great fun!

[Lord Braindead]

Good session except for the problems with Grek and our reduced numbers.
We should probably invest some money into a lock for the door before we end up like the previous owner of our "tower".

[choobakka]

So what happened?

[Lord Braindead]

Well, we started close to the tower which currently has only one finished level. Ego tried to sneak around to scout a bit but messed up and we had to fight two small earth elementals who where working on the tower. After killing them we found another, medium elemental inside, dispatched it and quabbled a bit around. We found a trapdoor, leading to the basement and met the wizard there who was busy conducting a ritual (which didn't worked). We punched him unconscious and Va proceeded to have a snack. The End.

[choobakka]

Cool. Fortifying it sounds like a good idea for the next session. And maybe setting traps in the woods around.

[Heron TSG]

maybe setting traps in the woods around.

I don't think they should be hidden, though. I'll volunteer to be the highly visible trap.

[Atomicdremora]

I call dibs on shouting it's a trap. I have the correct face after all.