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[Ahra]

fan-*******-tastic i take that like there will be a lot more of these 5(?)metres tall a-holes? god save us.

[Dwarmin]

fan-*******-tastic i take that like there will be a lot more of these 5(?)metres tall a-holes? god save us.

Oh yeah-remember they're used as heavy infantry, so they can be pretty much deployed wherever-your less likely to find them in hot and dry climates, obviously. Not that non-boss Gourgaz will be AS dangerous as this one, though. Also, you could take the Hunting discipline. Gourgaz are natural beasts of Magnamund, so you would get the combat bonus vs them. Edited-Hmm, thats a starting bonus though. Darn.

Ah, but this one doesn't have a real weapon or armor! I'm looking forward to throwing some at you late game in full field plate armor, with giant razor edged axes and tower shields bigger than you are.

[Ahra]

...... you seem to have found gm,ing fun.

[Taricus]

Hehe, war gourgaz's

[SeriousConcentrate]

I wonder what would happen if I got a weapon stuck-in?

Leaf shook his to try and clear it. He was a bit woozy after that last hit! While he was recovering, Merame scrambled down the side of the gorge and jumped the last bit of distance, landing on his chest. "Here, eat this!" she said, ripping the remaining orange into chunks and shoving it into hos mouth before he could protest. After a moment he finished and stood up. "Thanks, Merame. Now take cover, this is going to be dangerous!" She nodded and hid behind the tree as he again crossed his arms over his face, body tensed for impact...

[Dwarmin]

I wonder what would happen if I got a weapon stuck-in?

You remember what happened to Shiren?

[SeriousConcentrate]

So if say I got a weapon stuck-in on the Gourgaz's head I could just rip its brain out? :3

[Dwarmin]

So if say I got a weapon stuck-in on the Gourgaz's head I could just rip its brain out? :3

Yes, and then he would bite you in the face. 

[SeriousConcentrate]

HA! I'd like to see it try that when I ram its brain down its throat! More seriously though, I'm aware a stuck-in would be fairly dangerous for me if it ever happens, due to using my body as a weapon, but could I rip out internal organs if it did occur?

[Dwarmin]

HA! I'd like to see it try that when I ram its brain down its throat! More seriously though, I'm aware a stuck-in would be fairly dangerous for me if it ever happens, due to using my body as a weapon, but could I rip out internal organs if it did occur?

Yep yep. I encourage Kano style Heart ripping.

[Ahra]

next turn is going to look like the world after khornes angry drinking poker night with the commisar fuklaw, khaine and gork...... (1d4chan)

[IronyOwl]

Yep yep. I encourage Kano style Heart ripping.

Damn it Dwarmin, my sig is full.

[SeriousConcentrate]

^^

What about any sort of Mortal Kombat violence, like ripping off the Gourgaz's arms and slapping him around with them, or just ripping off the injured leg and kicking it in the head to death with its own foot?

@IronyOwl: there's always the 'lack of context quotes' thread. ;3

[Darvi]

Or bending it and shoving its head up its...

[SeriousConcentrate]

I wonder if a Gourgaz's spine is that flexible, though. I mean I could try it but I dunno if it would work. Maybe the next time we fight a small generic mook...