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[Furtuka]

ITS A SERAPHIM!!! Quick! We have to kill it before it can open it's wings!!!


TAKE THIS!!!

And Darvi yes quickly please

[Taricus]

Oh, a few feignts here and there...

[Darvi]

Aaaaand there. When people remark that I'm everywhere, they rarely know how right they are.

[choobakka]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit! Oh, Gods! They're after us! Mjolnir does have a goddamn homing beacon! They're coming after us! GOATS SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FLY! Really hope I don't have to give Stacey the godblood. They can teleport too... So even the black holes don't help... Loki is a real bro. He caught up to us, but he's been helping us. And hitting on Stacey. But mostly helping.

[Taricus]

You realize he'll backstab you right?

[Darvi]

Yeah Loki's awesome, and we're like, best buds forever!

[ragnarok97071]

I'll take the Seraphim.

I take it you've heard of who I am, yes? Well, I'm going to give you one last chance to surrender. We could use your talents on our side, and you can damn well believe that you wouldn't have much of a chance if you fought me. So make your choice. Oblivion, or switching sides? I think you can figure out which one is more entertain... Oh, that wasn't nice. I guess you choose Oblivion. Now, DIE.

Well. That was almost as messy as Lucy's death. And a hell of a lot easier to pull off.

Heading over to kick some Aesir ass, since you need my help more than these guys.

[Furtuka]

CONCENTRATE ALL FIRE ON THE SERAPHIM

BOOM

Phew that was close. Thanks Ragnarok

[TherosPherae]

So I decided to pay a visit to some of the obscure African pantheons. These guys are freakin' CREEPY. I'm considering just frying half this continent off the map so I don't have to see another OH MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WHAT IS THAT THING WHAT IS IT WHATISITWHATISIT?!? GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE YOU SORRY SON OF A JACKAL*FOOM*

Never again. NEVER.

[Taricus]

Oi, Furtuka, behind you :3

[Furtuka]

*Backhand freezes the angel creeping up on me*

Yes?

[ragnarok97071]

Heh. Apparently Thor cheats to use this thing, but... I can see how it works. Not all that hard to figure out when you can see it.

And the dumbass was using it all wrong, too.

I think I'm going to start running out of ways to screw up my voice soon.

[Taricus]

Look up. *Thousands of demonhunting Artillery sjhells fall overhaed onto Furtuka*

[ggamer]

OI! SUZY!

*Furtuka Hammer smack*

Thanks for the distract Taric.

[Taricus]

No problem, not like they can do anything underwater anyway.