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[Taricus]

You realize they're all the same guy right?

Also, I'M KING KALIFKA OF THE WORLD

[ragnarok97071]

Yes, but they are a Pantheon. We can work with that. They have weaknesses. Heaven isn't nearly as easy to exploit. Just tell them that Michael called Thor a pussy or something, they'll get right on trying to kill heaven.

[TherosPherae]

So apparently the moon is a magical version of the Death Star. I just blew Mars up from my headquarters in Olympus, gonna see what I can do to Jupiter.

Also, the Greek pantheon is over here yelling something about abusing Artemis. I'm gonna fry them if they don't shut up soon.

[Furtuka]

You realize they're all the same guy right?

Also, I'M KING KALIFKA OF THE WORLD

WE DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE PROPAGANDA YOU TRAITOR


and good point Ragnarok. But just in case make it Metatron, don't want them to cop out when Michael gets killed.

[Taricus]

Traitor?, you're hell, why aren't you stabbing your boss in the back for power?

[Furtuka]

We're not in Hell we're humans who took over hell. There's a difference.

[ragnarok97071]

Theros: Better idea. get them to be your allies, promise Zeus lots of succubus tail (with the soul-sucking removed, of course) and he'll join right up.

[Taricus]

Not much of a difference. SO GET OFF MY PLANET!

[ragnarok97071]

No. You don't control the power of the earth, so it's not yours. We do. you sided with heaven, we sided with good ol' humans taking over bloody everything ever.

[Furtuka]

Hm it seems that Beelzebub has the Ba'als on speed dial...

 But I have no idea what is it that they are/do/control.

[choobakka]

Yeah... That tree was a branch of Yggdrasil... So I climbed it. Or, well, drove up it. And then Asgard. The Aesir were kind of pissed that they they had missed Ragnarok... And then they started fighting each other. And now I have some blood from Thor and Loki. And Mjolnir. How, you may ask? Shenanigans. Fucking shenanigans. But nobody can lift it. ...This thing better not have a homing beacon. Because I don't want to have to use that blood yet. Flying towards the nearest hellgate.

[Taricus]

You and wh- No, wait. And who said i controlled the earth itself? I just rule every sentient/sapient (('Cause it's confusing to know which one means humans and such whaile the other menas anything with a brain :/)) on it...

[Burnt Pies]

Fucking shenanigans? Jeez, TMI, dude.

[TherosPherae]

Theros: Better idea. get them to be your allies, promise Zeus lots of succubus tail (with the soul-sucking removed, of course) and he'll join right up.

I fried him, ate him, and took his thunderbolts. Everyone else seems to be a lot more.... submissive after that.

Also, Jupiter is no more. There may or may not be various smaller moons drifting in our general direction.

I think I'm gonna make a trip to Egypt and see what Ra has to say about all this.

[Furtuka]

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