Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[ragnarok97071]

All we need is Hell and Earth working together, it doesn't really matter who's in charge.

So long as they are with us.

And not idiots.

[Taricus]

NEVER, I shalll not share earth with another leader!

And I'm open to negotiation about which side I'm on.

[Darvi]

I am no leader. I want to make the world a place without leadership. Absolute anarchy!

[Taricus]

You're going down then!

[Furtuka]

Taricus if you even think of turning on us... Well Satan's library has some pretty big books, some of them don't even fit on a table

And Darvi right now we can't afford anarchy because we need a united orderly earth to combat heaven. You can do that afterwards.

[Darvi]

I have infinite HP. Bring it on, biatch!

[TherosPherae]

Hmm... I think I figured out how to replicate that thing the Moon did that would teleport me places. Except now, I can choose the destination myself.

On a related note, I think I'm going to live at the North Pole. Santa hasn't said anything about it, but maybe that's because I tied him up, raided his closet, and shoved him in a broom closet. The elves won't know the difference.

[Taricus]

Bugger hell's physical library, I've access to it's computerized one.

And Darvi, Insta-kill naval artillery.

[choobakka]

Um. Holy shit. Do you know how many ley lines pass through fucking Stonehenge? It looks like a big ball of green! And the overpowering... So, I can see lots of stuff now... Like, see LOTS of stuff... I'm kind of going through an information overload... I see everything about everything or something? Some crazy chick in a dream told me about it. The Seer or something? Ahrgh, I didn't need to know that some of the plastic in my keyboard was made from carbon atoms that were part of a T Rex. Um... Yeah... Do you have any idea how weird it is to see someone as a kid and a corpse at the same time? AND I CAN'T CONTROL IT. This is bullshit.

As far as I can tell, Arnold is now a living shadow. He's like a black patch in my vision. I got him to make me a blindfold that takes away most of the stuff, so I can function, but it's still disorienting. Doesn't help that I can see through stuff. The blindfold stops that though. It's almost like I have normal vision.

Stacey is an Uber-Vampire or something. She tried a little rabbit blood, and she could punch through solid steel. I don't want to know what happens if she gets human blood. Or demon blood. The consequences could be very bad. Also, there are seventeen Merlins and twenty-three King Arthurs wandering around. And half a dozen Lancelots and a few Galahads. None of them are the real thing. Or if they are, then Merlin is hiding them really well. But yeah. The van turned into a shadowy thing with streaks of darkness coming out the back as soon as Arnold took the wheel. It can fly now. I've been sitting in the patch of the most shadow - it apparently blocks my vision a little. Stacey's been flying ahead and scouting. We're going to Scandinavia. Why? Why not! It's not like we have better things to do. There's somewhere where there's a spiral of ley lines. We're gonna check it out. Nowhere else do they bend like that.

And guys, PLEASE stop comparing sizes. I've checked. Satan's is bigger than any of yours will ever be. Jesus's, by the way, is a tiny little thing! Hee hee! *has Arnold dodge thunderbolt* Isn't seeing the future great?

[Furtuka]

...ARG can you guys have a temporary truce for just a teensy leetle bit? The Angels just sent us a message saying that they're gonna attack earth soon.

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, I found a pretty neat spellbook. Pretty interesting read, got all kinds of stuff I'd never thought of in it.

It's also a meter to a side. Very large, very detailed.

Really, I wonder what would happen if she got Super-Wizard-Prince-of-Darkness blood.

Might be exactly the amount of overkill we need.

'Course, it would probably hurt like a son of a bitch.

So... last resort.

And I am going down there at some point, because getting even more magic under my belt might help also.

And yeah, give me a second.

DEMONS. We have angels to kill on earth. Start packing.

[Taricus]

Alright, looks like I got an offer from god, allah, buddha or whatever you want to call 'em.


- One reserved spot in heaven if I help them.

Any counteroffers?

[ragnarok97071]

Hmm? Not getting murdered by demons and then murdered again when we invade heaven would be a good one, yes?

But there are a lot of Prefectures over here that need rulers.

We kind of killed a lot of the Dukes on the way in here.

[Taricus]

Anything better than a death threat?

[choobakka]

Did you know that miniature black holes are fun? Especially when you can predict where they'll appear and lead, and when you're riding in a physical manifestation of an absence of light. So it literally has no width. Even though the things in it do. We got there really fast. I'm like pandimensional Mapquest! The spiral looks like it's centered on a tree of some kind. Going to check it out.