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[uber pye]

hmm why is all the angel and demon fighting in LA? well not that it matters any more, they're all dead. now its back to gang wars and infighting. and i dont mean like before, before it was tame now its actual war. and with that i took shelter with a few friends in a costco and blocked off all the exits.



by the way while baracading my new home, I saw a big guy with a sword on a big red horse, is that bad?
he was shouting "WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hey is that a zombie?

...

awww shit

[choobakka]

Oh, thank god yes, we made it. At the gun shop. Next to a starbucks (Wifi!). Projectile weapons! Next... I dunno what we're gonna do next. Maybe take one of the big houses up on Summit and just hole up in there. Get a big van or a semi and just drive. Maybe to Disneyland. Always wanted to go to Disneyland. I went there once when I was like 3... Start up some rides, pick up some Californian zombie-hunting (or angel-slaying or demon-killing) chicks... Maybe try to find all of the surviving bay12ers... Take over one of the old NORAD bases and live off of dwarf fortress and spam...

On the way we met this guy and his friends. They came from Minneapoils. Aparently over there there are no zombies, just holy fire and hellfire. Big angel/demon battleground. Wonder why it hasn't come across the river... My rash started acting up. Big ravens following us. Freaks me the fuck out.

Oh, man, uber pye, I heard about those horsemen dudes. There are only four of them that are major. War is in Europe, between Germany and france somewhere, pestilence and famine are in Africa, and death is... Everywhere. The one near you is probably Rioting. The little ones are easy to beat. My friends and I kicked the shit out of Swine Flu.

[Taricus]

@Choobakka: Figures war would go there...

Well, Osama is back into hiding (IN HELL) and I think a plane crashed nearby...

[NewsMuffin]

Man, leading hoards of evil undead minions is the shit!
Imagine it, standing on top of a raised object (car, rock, pile of corpses, you name it), zombies whose will is your desire flowing around you as lava erupts from the earth with the screams of thousands of undying souls...
Ahhh, ecstasy...

[ragnarok97071]

Probably almost as good as baking an army of undead.

Speaking of, I have a lot to get to. I'll probably put up an update of how it goes tomorrow.

[Powder Miner]

OH YEAH! HEAVEN HAS FRIGGIN AUTOMATIC SHOTGUNS! EAT IT DEMONS!

[Darvi]

So I've been trying to teach the zombies to sing the chorus to Re:your brains. The result's kinda meh.

[TherosPherae]

Australia gets killer trees, you guys get epic angel-demon fights, and all I get is a few dozen measly zombies to pick off from a distance as they shamble towards... nowhere in particular, really.

Living in what amounts to what should have been the Big Fat State of Fricking Nowhereland means no amusing apocalypse for m- wait, there's something on the horizon. I'm gonna go check this out.

[Kadzar]

Well, I can't 100% be certain, but I suspect the scorpions can somehow cause me to go mad. Each passing wave it seems to get worse. I have to get out of here.

[TherosPherae]

So that something on the horizon? Yeah. Big frackin' huge cloud of locusts ravaging Kansas, Nebraska, and Iowa. I'm getting the hell out of here, and takin' anything useful I can with me.

[Strife26]

((A game like this needs a bit more focus and believability to last.))


Yeah, I seem to have ended up in Fiddler's Green, except it's not nearly as peaceful as I'd have expected. Looks like we're mobilizing for war. Also, BOLO's!!

Yeah, I got to shake Patton's hand, awesomely enough.

[choobakka]

More. Fucking. Zombies. Stopped in a house in South Dakota - we've decided to go to California. Haven't seen any humans. Just zombies and some angels or demons. Couldn't really tell - they were these glowing assholes. Hunting rifle, meet flying bitch. Flying bitch, meet hunting rifle. No more angel. We got a delivery truck, a big bakery van. We've been eating lots of bread. We've been tossing a lot of the bread out the back - it draws off the zombies, they're not too bright - and now a good third of the shelves are full of Spam and canned corn. Nobody's died yet, somehow, even though we're a bunch of weak nerds and hipsters who've never even fired a gun before. My were-Wendigo friend - let's call him John - has been using some makeshift scimitars he made from some pruning shears. He has the most kills. He also heals really well, as we saw when a zombie-thing clawed a big gash in his side.

[Burnt Pies]

A spot of liquid courage (Or two pints of the Pub's Guest Ale, a particularly tasty IPA) later, I feel ready to head back home and grab my stuff. Gonna grab a bag of clothes, my pills and my mum's motorcycle, maybe check an out of town shopping centre, get some nicer clothes and more food, then head out into the countryside, see whether my drinking buddies have survived all this and occupied that Castle they kept talking about.

Don't think I'm going hunting for anything; They've not been hostile yet, apart from door-breaking sharp fingers guy, and he might have assumed I was trapped or something. Also the box of shells under the Bar was nearly empty. I've got 7 shots, not including the two in the gun already. Might check out one of those fishing/hunting stores, see if they carry stuff for Shotguns.


I've not seen any fighting yet, I think these guys are either a Garrison, or got sent to the wrong place.

[webadict]

OH YEAH! HEAVEN HAS FRIGGIN AUTOMATIC SHOTGUNS! EAT IT DEMONS!

Dude, you think that's awesome? Try the automatic BAZOOKAS!

[Darvi]

How effective are  they against raptors then? There are raptors in heaven right?