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[Taricus]

I can get you onto the ship if there's a dock one of you can point out. Apparently this thing is submersible

[choobakka]

Oh god damn. Oh damn god. Fucking angels. They got that Job guy, and Bradley. Came up from behind with their flaming swords. I started to itch, and sounded the alarm, but they came too fast.

[ggamer]

Oh god damn. Oh damn god. Fucking angels. They got that Job guy, and Bradley. Came up from behind with their flaming swords. I started to itch, and sounded the alarm, but they came too fast.

Watch out for the angels. Those fuckers are insane.

Anyway, Ragnarok finally decided not to kill me, so now I'm at disneyland. Where are you Choobakka?

[TherosPherae]

Oh for the love of crap, this guy can summon walls of fire. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcra... what?

So I now have an invite to an "exclusive" "tea" party in the Eight Hundred and Thirty-Second Ring of Hell. This thing is glowing, and kind of scary. That demon gave it to me, winked, and disappeared.

What. The. Hell.

[ragnarok97071]

Right then, starting my rescue run now. I'm on my way guys, tracking your position through your IP with magic. Don't ask me how, I don't know.

Hold on for just a couple minutes and I'll be there rescuing you poor bastards.

[Furtuka]

May 23 2011 7:00 PM

We just fought a warrior demon in knight armor. Enough said. When we finally took it down the guy who landed the killing blow claimed it's trident for himself. Guy just won't put it down now. We can't take much more of this.

[ragnarok97071]

Alright, I'm here. Time to burn some shit.

IGNI! PYRO! FUEGO!

Oh wow, that was a huge explosion.

Hey, how've you been, Furt?

[Furtuka]

Fine fine, You sure you can handle teleporting all these guys here?

[ragnarok97071]

Rift only takes power to open up, you could have an army and I could still take them. Right, any of you guys want to take a level in badass?

[Furtuka]

The Trident guy and about 5 others have expressed interest in getting abilities.

[Fniff]

(Hey, would anyone mind if I made a similar topic about a nuclear war?)

[ragnarok97071]

Alright, I'll drop the rest of you guys off and take you guys to what used to be my house. I've been upgrading it, so now it's a bit more... Impressive. Having a near-limitless supply of energy to draw on while i'm there helps.

Now stand back, the rift opening is a bit... violent. Tearing a hole in spacetime tends to be.

[ggamer]

((go right ahead.))

[Burnt Pies]

There's something in the Supermarket with me. No idea what, it's not shown itself. Two new holes in the walls from firing blindly at sounds. Can hear it scraping and knocking things off shelves, but whenever I pinpoint the sound it's not there.

I'm going to calm down, and I'm going to start singing. I'm lucky when I'm singing. Might even plug my MP3 player into the announcement system so I've got fitting music to this fight.

[Taricus]

Need Naval artillery? Found some orcs to help with this ship.