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[Burnt Pies]

I might do eventually, but I'm saying nothing concrete yet.

Streets are incredibly clear, none of the guys I saw earlier around. Either they've disappeared or they're playing with me. Oh well, gotta enjoy a bike ride on empty roads.

[Furtuka]

What the... where the heck did you find a crew?

[Taricus]

What do you mean, I'm running the damned thing myself. lots of running involved. LOTS.

[Burnt Pies]

Just spotted a pawn shop on my way to stock up on supplies. Gonna scrounge through it, see if there's anything I can't do without. Hell, maybe someone pawned their gun or something.

Everywhere's so quiet. Not seen anyone all day. They can't all have been Christian, so where the hell is everybody?

[Darvi]

Raiding the super market. Wheeee~

[ggamer]

OH YEAH! HEAVEN HAS FRIGGIN AUTOMATIC SHOTGUNS! EAT IT DEMONS!

Dude, you think that's awesome? Try the automatic BAZOOKAS!

Bro. Automatic bazookas are the shit. Me and Andrew Hussie were killing demons.

Right then, heading out now... Oh wow that's a lot of zombies.

PYROFUEGO! Oh wow that's a lot of ash.

Right then, ready to go to the amusement park?

DAMMIT, RAGNAROK. I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SAVE YOU, THIS IS THE EIGHTH TIME YOU'VE KILLED ME.

Any way, John Piper is a pretty cool guy. We went to fiddler's green, and they tried to shoot at us. I recognized Strife (All-knowingness really helps out here) and we talked for a while. He was pretty miffed that I killed most of his friends, so I went off.

The UN Security council has been rather active lately. They have bee screaming at god to stop killing everybody. It's not us though, it's those angels. Those dudes are fucking creepy. We had one assigned to our unit, and all he did was mutter prayers while cleaning a lesser demon's skull. Then he went off and started the indiscriminate killing. Weird thing is, they don't use the automatic bazookas or the Railguns we have, he just uses a mace.

Speaking of, we have some awesome weapons. We can use whatever we like, and wear whatever we want. If you see some guy running around with a railgun and a black and white power suit, that'd be me. Tyberun and I got separated a while ago, and King David is too busy leading the 496th.

I think the Disney land plan is okay, God kinda let's us go off and do our own thing, so that sounds like a good pla

[Furtuka]

May 23 2011 6:19 PM


We've managed to repair the damage cause by that fire spirit. Right afterwards some crazy guy showed up shouting for everyone to give up and repent or something like that. We just shouted at him to go away until he pulled out a knife. I responded in turn by slashing him with a sword I found while scavenging.

[ragnarok97071]

Sorry dude, But I'm not dieing yet. Hey, can you see if you have records of exactly how many people I've managed to kill?

[uber pye]

Hello world thats left, I'm still at Costco and by my calculations me and my 3 friends will be able to live here for a year! Also while sorting through cleaning supplies I found a trap door apparently we took someone’s hideout/stockpile lol. In there I found 6 guns and a crap load of ammo for them, much better than our kitchen knives and gardening tools.

Every once in awhile I look out side and see that one crazy guy shouting “WAAARRR!!!” It gets really annoying but he’s chopping though zombies like a chainsaw so I guess he has earned his right to annoy.

[Burnt Pies]

Either I suck at figuring out secret gun stashes, or this place doesn't have any. Stereotyping, you've let me down again. Still, the guy had a badass looking Katana in the window. Had being the operative word, there; It's been replaced by a 9 Iron. Sorry old buddy, you just don't cut it.

I feel much more awesome now; I have a shotgun, a motorbike and a Katana. Tangling with me is going to be like getting shot with a shotgun and hit with a Katana. Because, y'know, that's what will happen.

Going to the supermarket now. Not seen anything from anyone; Knife hands guy and Intelligent Scary Guy disappeared soon after I got home, and aside from a bit of trash talk, I've not seen hide nor hair of Trolling.

Really wonder where everyone's gone; I'm seeing vicious, (wo)man-eating monsters in every shadow.

[choobakka]

Alright. We're in Washington State now. Some little town in the mountains. We had to go into Canada to avoid the Idaho panhandle... It's occupied by some crazy militia guys. We've picked up a few people on the way - it seems like everyone was changed by the energy. So, just to give everyone in Disneyland a heads up, there's:
(original Menards group)
Me - allergy to winged things
John - Were-wendigo (only actually useful power from the Minnesota group)
Kevin - Extra clawed finger on each hand
Josh - Golden eyes
Anna - Tiny feathered stumps growing from her back

(picked up on way to gun shop - from Minneapolis)
Arnold - Black eyes
Stacey - Pointed teeth
Bradley - Smoky breath (he gets to sit on the roof - since he's a good shot, not since it's impossible to be inside a closed space with him without coughing)

(found on way to Washington)
Job - (I assume it's a pseudonym) Covered in boils.
Rose - Apparently immune to magic, as we found out when some crazy guy threw a fireball at her. It bounced back. He exploded.
Dave - Tiny tail

And that's all of them. 11 people. One big bakery truck. Too much Spam. We're about to head down to Disneyland. Hope we'll meet some bay12ers there.

(OOC: Someone should make this into an RTD eventually. Disneyland apocalypse?)

[ragnarok97071]

Work gets done FAST when you can make holes in spacetime.

So I set up a shelter at Disney world, took over one of the hotels, and started bringing in survivors. After I finish with this next group, I'm going to start preparing for my Plan.

If you guys meet up with me, I could probably bring those of you that want me to over to the house and let you drink in the massive amount of energy over there.

[TherosPherae]

Well, I had to abandon the Starbucks. Too many zombies. But I managed to machete one's head off as I rode out. Now I'm in the middle of nowhere again, somewhere in... eastern Illinois? I think? There's another one of those demons chasing me, but I ran out of coffee. So onward I ride until I find some way to lose this thing, or until I run out of gas. Let's hope I get the former.

[Furtuka]

Ragnarok think you could teleport my survivor group to yours? The situation is getting worse and I don't think we'll be able to last much longer. Just a few minutes ago one guy reported seeing a giant worm drilling through the street like that thing in the transformers commercial. And Therosphere head towards Chicago as fast as you can if you want to join up with us.

[ggamer]

D'oh fuck.

I was writing that last post when my unit got attacked. Ever heard of the trope ghostapo? IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE.

I had to fight a ghost hitler and those damn jetpack ninjas. I also had to fight slenderman. YES. I FOUGHT AN ELDRITCH ABOMANATION. IT FUCKING SUCKS.

It seems that Hell is starting to bring out the big ones. Reports say that Deep Ones are starting to pop up everywhere. We had to kill a few, and are taking heavy losses. I got cleared to deuce out to disneyland, so I'll see you guys soon.

EDIT: FUCKING SHIT RAGNAROK, WHY THE FUCK DOES SPACE TIME POWERS MAKE ME A FUCKING DEMON. I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU YOU ASSHOLE.