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[Furtuka]

Oops my fault'

*Throws Mario back into the portal he came out of*

[Taricus]

Sic him onto any spiked lizard/turtles.

[ragnarok97071]

Your name is derivative of Chewbakka. Therefore, I call you Carpet.

And Shinia's way too old for you, trust me.

I was only a few centuries old when I got sealed down here. On the day of her fifteenth birthday.

yeah, she's pretty damn old.

and... she hasn't sent you back yet?

You know that I told her to send you back, right?

Hell and Heaven do still exist. They're just under renovation.

Soo... what deal exactly did she cut with you?

[Furtuka]

*Raises hand*

Excuse me but we have noticed a very large unidentified object flying through space towards earth

[choobakka]

Hey, wandering the earth is fun! I agreed to tell her about her uncle Morpheus' collection of porn. Not that exciting, really. But fully interactive! Also, The Architect? Like, the eye in a pyramid, freemason, creator architect?

[ragnarok97071]

Architect, the: The guy who designed the universe and everything in it. Mostly.

You got gipped, I basically had already given you a free pass, man.

[Furtuka]

Uh Hello  sensors indicate that its an alien invasion fleet.

Very creepy magitech aliens

[ragnarok97071]

Right, I didn't make those.

Don't know what the hell is up with them.

[Furtuka]

A n advance ship just landed in atlantis

It started sucking things in with portal guns

It even got a few of my backup clones before I destroyed it

[ragnarok97071]

Hey, Shinia, we've got some abominations down there

Oh, cool! We haven't killed any of them in a while.

Shall we?

Oh yeah. I might even forgive you if you preform well.

Get your scythe. I'll get the Tuning Fork.

[choobakka]

And I'll watch! Yay, observing!

[TherosPherae]

Wait, there's something I get to KILL?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

....that's new....

But yeah, let's trounce some aliens.

[ragnarok97071]

Right then. We're using special rules for this battle, you remember them, right Shinia?

Yes, just explain them to the new guy so that we can get on with it.

Theros: You can only attack with your power three times, and each one can only be limited to the enemies that you are fighting at the time. Otherwise, you have to fight with your own skill.

Hey, does this guy even have a decent weapon?

I don't know. Do you?

[choobakka]

Hey, can somebody kill some popcorn? I'm hungry. And this looks like a fun battle.

[TherosPherae]

I have a gigantic death-station that fires lasers at my will. If that counts as "using my power," which in my mind it doesn't, then I also have my glowing hand that can punch through wall and stuff.

If none of those count, you guys are major sticklers and I'll fight using a massive toaster as a blunt-object-on-a-string.

Regardless, I think I'm covered.