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[Furtuka]

OOC: I thought your said Rose and John were the only survivors of the Aesir fight

NO THANK YOU

REDIMIO VOMICA

*Holds up a tablet that sucks you all in*

[choobakka]

OOC: No, Arnold and Stacey went with me and those two to the Oort cloud.
Balls. It seems I'm stuck. I think I'll stay in here. Cozy.

[ragnarok97071]

Here he is, the Spiritus. Part of the weakling that could only hold a ninth of my power, and so split it among heaven, earth, and hell to stop me from claiming it. Yes, you heard me right. MY power.

You idiots never figured it out, how I knew exactly how to claim the power of hell, how I was even CAPABLE of it. You were so caught up on killing the one I had set up as your enemy, you never thought that your greatest ally could be lying to you.

SEE THIS? THIS IS MY RETRIBUTION. I. CLAIM. MY. POWER.

VAE VICTUS.

[Darvi]

*returns with a bag full of elder gods*

Ready yet?

Hey! Leave my friends alone!

[Furtuka]

...What the heck just happened?

[ragnarok97071]

Exactly what I intended to happen. I am whole. No longer bound, no longer forced to live apart from myself.

Live well in the world you have created, mortals. I have a Universe to reclaim.

[Furtuka]

...I have no idea how I should be feeling about this

[choobakka]

I think that Ragnarok might have been some sort of avatar of the cosmos? R maybe he just went mad with power. Anyway, EXĪ TUABULAM! now that I'm out of that, we can figure some shit out.

[Darvi]

... who just turned good/even more evil on us?

[Furtuka]

This is so very confusing. Mostly cause I have no idea if this is good or bad.

[Darvi]

Bad for you guys, probably.

[Furtuka]

Well that's a bummer

[ragnarok97071]

<<I'm just going to have you make your own assumptions on that bit. Not going to give away everything.

Speculate well.>>

[Darvi]

Well, unless the multiversal balance or some sort of similar crap is in danger I am contractually obliged not to interfere. So have fun with him.

[choobakka]

Well, now that I got that annoying demigod reverb out of my voice, I think we can talk about this calmly. We. Are. Screwed. Screweder than screwed. Bun-bun having PMS screwed. ninja-Cthulhu-in-your-basement-with-flaming-chainsawchucks screwed.  Attack of the 50-foot-tall flaming purple DemonNinjaPirateZombieRobotCowboyAlienAngelVampireWerewolfMonkeyJesusRaptorFerretBuddhaPsychoKillerLaserNaziSpaceHitler on crack coming for your family screwed. He's the Creator. Or maybe the Caretaker. Or the Observer. Some job with a the and a capital letter.