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[Kadzar]

[Nebraska]

It's been a long night.

I loaded up my mom's van with my dad's guns and as much ammo as I could find, taking out an over-under shotgun for a main weapon and .38 Ruger for a side-arm. Perhaps the M1911 would be more suitable for dealing with zombies, but, from one of the couple of times I'd been on the range, I learned that that thing had more of a kick than you'd expect.

Anyway, I decided to head west to Disneyland, since that's where choobakka said he was headed and there should be other Bay 12ers in Southern California. I met a young woman, I think she said her name is Kelly, when I stopped for gas in Iowa. She was creeping around; she scared the shit out of me when I found her; I nearly blew her brains out. She told me her town was literally devoured, buildings and all, by giant man-faced locusts, and she asked to come with me. She seems a little bit loopy but otherwise alright, so I agreed and now we're in a motel somewhere a little bit past Lincoln and about to head out for the day.

[ragnarok97071]

Right, the Rift spell works, I'll be down in a moment.

Before that: Are we all meeting up at Disneyland? If I get confirmation, I could catch up to you guys and Rift us all over there.

I don't know how much energy it takes, since I've never tried casting it away from the 'lines, though.

[Darvi]

Started selling cookies to survivors.

Half a dozen for the low, low cost of one measly soul!

[Furtuka]

Well If you guys are meeting up I have an idea of a goal that all the survivors could work together to achieve.

[Darvi]

Megaproject?

[Taricus]

World domination?

Also, I just stole a tank

[Furtuka]

 Everyone, everyone bands together. And then we find a way to break into hell and strike back. The biggest reason I believe we should do this is that the guy who predicted the Rapture, also predicted that the earth would be destroyed in October. Also I think we establish contact with Asia because of the low amount of Christians that were there.

[Taricus]

Okay, lemme go hijack an aircraft carrier first.

[Darvi]

Dude, I can't go to hell! They kicked me out because they feared that I might take over.

[Taricus]

Just pay your way in, or give yourself up...

[ragnarok97071]

Hey darvi? Yeah, You just gave me an idea. Hell is currently vacant of most of it's armys. After I drop off you guys, I'm going to go away for a bit. See if I can't screw up anything going on down there. Rift should make it there, if I can get enough power.

[Furtuka]

Well if we do this then YOU CAN TAKE OVER. But then we'll probably impeach you unless you turn out to be a good leader.

[Burnt Pies]

I'm not sure how much use I'd be in an assault on Hell. I've not manifested any of these weird powers you guys seem to talk about. All I have is a golf club, a shotgun and a motorbike. Oh, and I'm being stalked by the 7th horseman of the apocalypse, Trolling.

Anyway, gotta check the Castle before I go agreeing to join any other groups.

[ragnarok97071]

Right then, heading out now... Oh wow that's a lot of zombies.

PYROFUEGO! Oh wow that's a lot of ash.

Right then, ready to go to the amusement park?

[Taricus]

Who needs a lift overseas? I got a battleship up and running (Couldn't find an AC)