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[Furtuka]

Uh okay?

Just make sure it has good security

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, I've been working on it with the Mystics.

Subtlety is a lot harder than just breaking all of the molecular bonds between an object's componant parts.

Or blowing a hole through spacetime.

But I'm getting the hang of it, should be able to pull it off... soon.

[Furtuka]

Good, I'm looking at this old machine in the Atlantean place basement.

I think it might be able to help us deal with the Spirit

[Darvi]

Yeah the spirit's a bitch to fight. I can tell you some stuff about it though, like where it is and how to fight it.

The most important thing is, you have t gshegeh'9....

[choobakka]

... He's near the star Betelgeuse, the shoulder of the constellation Orion. It's name means "armpit of the great one" in Arabic.

[Furtuka]

DARNIT I almost guessed that but I had assumed that he was on Earth because of various prophecies.

I'll take a look with the viewer.

Huh so that's where King Arthur and his army went

[Furtuka]

Looks like there's some sort of space-station there.

I'm gonna go make a quick visit to the Olympians.

I have a favor to ask of them

*leaves and comes back*

Alright lets go

[TherosPherae]

Looks like there's some sort of space-station there.

I'm gonna go make a quick visit to the Olympians.

I have a favor to ask of them

*leaves and comes back*

Alright lets go

Seems like someone's forgotten that I took the Olympian pantheon with me to go on a destroying spree. That is, unless I've already returned to your timeline at a point in the future in my timeline via... time shenanigans.

Yeah. Let's just blame time shenanigans. Nothing to see here, folks.

[Furtuka]

We're almost there

What the-

SPACE DRAGONS HOW IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSE TO WORK

[Furtuka]

I knew that taming collar would come in handy

Looks like i have a pet spacedragon now



*Crashs through the hanger doors of the station*

OH YEAH

*jumps off the dragon slides and punches a knight in the face*

[choobakka]

Hey guys? Some guy called "The Creator" called. He says to stop messing with the fabric of space-time. Also, he said something about changing everyone's name to "Gary Stu".

[Furtuka]

Huh another god?

Tell him to stay out of this unless he wants to be our next target.

Hello there Arthur. Wow you really haven't aged well.

You look like a walking corpse

*stabs him*

What the-

Oh yeah now I remember!

*Steals the scabbard of Excalibur*

I'll take you handy little artifact of immortality if you don't mind.


*ICE BEAM SPEAR LASER GUN ARROW THINGY*

And now you just look like a corpse.

[ragnarok97071]

Technically, we just scaled with the power level of the enemies that we fight.

It's getting slightly ridiculous, but still, we're fighting GODS. We need to be a little ridiculously powerful.

[Furtuka]

I think I'll be keeping Excalibur too

Come on our target should be right through this door.

[ragnarok97071]

Alright then. ROUND TWO. FIGHT!