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[Furtuka]

Alright dude get in there

*Push*

...Huh that was easier that I expected

[ragnarok97071]

Yeah, let's just get in there and deal with him, shall we?

[Furtuka]

Of course

*Jumps in*

LEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[choobakka]

And that was a mistake. You cannot punch out YHWH like you can Cthulhu. It just won't work. Even if he's not omnipotent, he's pretty damn close. That said, I'm going back to the system to watch. With my entourage of a person immune to magic, an Ubervampire (with a bottle of Odin's blood), a were-Wendigo, and a living shadow. And I'm still scared.

[ragnarok97071]

Hence the Pocket Universe.

He's Omnipotent HERE.

Over there he's just another superpowered badass.

[Furtuka]

*Punchs him in the face*

YAY

*Puchs him in the chest hard enough to break a hole in the mecha*

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooh now thats interesting

(And Choobakka YHWH made a fatal mistake, It is commonly accepted that the strength of gods are proportional to their believers. Therein lies his mistake, by recalling all his believers now there are hardly any left alive to power him.)

[choobakka]

Did you just punch out YHWH? Thats... That's... Oh shit. Oh shit. I suggest leaving this section of the multimultiverse. Like, into another multiverse. Because this thing is unstable.

[Furtuka]

Oh he's not punched out.





Not yet



(and anyway we've killed like 18 gods by this point and it hasn't gone unstable and like hundreds if you count West Africa being blown up)

[TherosPherae]

Broken-off timelines to slaughter everywhere, yippee!

Seriously, you guys are creating so many opportunities for split timelines that wrecking all your alternate/split timeline selves almost seems like a shame to me.

.....Almost.

And Furturka, that was the majority of West and South Africa. Those buggers deserved it, rubbing that kind of crap on my leg.

[choobakka]

But they weren't the only thing keeping this section of the world together! YHWH was worshiped by SO MANY people. He had all of the worshipers. ALL OF THEM. Well, not all, but more than a third of Earth's population. The only intelligent life with enough belief to feed gods in the Orion Arm. And that's about to collapse. Into a huge black hole.

[ragnarok97071]

Let's finish this, so we can go home and get shit back to normal.

And Furt has a point. if the world was going to get destroyed by the death of a god, it would have started quite a while ago.

Who was the first god we killed again?

*Launches God's Mecha into the air and then Dragoon Drops it*

Pretty resilient bastard, isn't he? fitting for a final boss.

And the point is, killing him won't destroy everything immideately, even if it does it will only happen if the power vacuum isn't filled.

[Furtuka]

*Jumps onto the mecha and pries the hole open farther exposing the cockpit*

I believe that it was the entire Norse Pantheon

at the same time

*PUNCHBLOCKPUNCHBLOCKPUNCHBLOCKPUNCHBLOCK*

[ragnarok97071]

Right. I stole Odin's spear from his mangled corpse.

[Furtuka]

*tears out the cockpit*

and then TherosPherae went on his god killing spree

*crushes cockpit in hand*

there that should be it

*hand is pryed open*

You've gotta be kidding me

[TherosPherae]

and then TherosPherae went on his god killing spree

Hey now. That was JUST Zeus, Anubis, and that wide variety of really creepy perverted African guys. I've still got the rest of the Greek pantheon with me, and they're actually sort of enjoying themselves. Then again, booze brewed across a dozen doomed timelines is some pretty strong stuff, so maybe they're all just drunk.

Same thing goes for those eldritch guys, actually. I'm pretty sure they're drunk off their tentacled.... never mind, I'm not even going to guess at what kind of anatomy those guys have.