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[ragnarok97071]

Peter might be a...

Oh wow, this bastard just got even uglier.

Didn't know that was...

THAT BLOODY HURT YOU ASS.

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH NOW.

[Furtuka]

*Shiny helmets go flying into the air*

I've incapacitated the soul squads.

Left them unconscious and restrained since most of them seem to just be pretty good people following orders.

Cept for that guy over there, that guy abused peoples civil rights.

[dragonshardz]

Welp. This whole Zen serenity thing is getting old. I think I'll go wreak some havoc down on good old Earth.

*A form descends from the sky, shrouded in a mottled grey-and-black cloak*

Let those who oppose me beware, for I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

[ragnarok97071]

Sorry, that's been taken. By so many people it's starting to get boring. I think I was first, actually.

[dragonshardz]

Aw, seriously? Fine. I'll just go and wreak havoc as...

..Taibhse. No fancy titles, just the old Gaelic word for Ghost. Howzzat? Bit more original, you think?

[choobakka]

I'm the one, the only, Seer of SPAAAAACE! Because I'm the only seer who lives in SPAAAACE.

[Furtuka]

I  think Ragnarok meant the destroy the Earth thing and he's got a point

hmmmmmmmmmmm... lets see...

Oh looks like Zombie King Arthur is still marching around Europe, And uhhh the Hindu Pantheon hasn't been demolished yet. Why not pick up those plot-threads if you don't mind. Or join a side on the whole Humanity Vs Heaven conflict.

[Furtuka]

Okay we're in the central square so....

*checks map*

The palace should be right arooooooouuuund-

*Smacks into the palace wall*

here

[ragnarok97071]

Did you guys invade heaven while I wasn't looking?

Oh wow, you guys can deal with stuff yourselves.

I have an elder god for a pet now, this is awesome.

I'm going to call him 'Fluffy'

[TherosPherae]

I have two elder gods as Call-of-Duty bros. I think I win.

And honestly, few things are more fun than wrecking crap and knowing that it's not gonna make a difference at all in the main timeline. TIME SHENANIGANS AHOY!

[Furtuka]

Ragnarok? I thought you came with us?

But anyway I found the Garden of Eden. turns out the entrance to it was a portal in the palace. Got into a fight with Uriel. 

I won. Took his flaming sword.

So now we're looking for the throne room. Trying to see if we can find any Ophans.
They look like a pair of wheels stuck together covered in eyes and wings.

They're gods personal throne carriers so if we find them then he must be nearby.

[ragnarok97071]

I was fighting that Eldrich Abomination, remember?

But I'll come and join you now.

FOR EARTH.

[Furtuka]

OVER THERE I THINK I SEE ONE GOING INTO THAT DOOR!

[Furtuka]

Ow! What was with that bright flash when we walked in.

Huh he's gone. there's nothing in here except that symbol on the floor,

perhaps if we send power into it...

[ragnarok97071]

Probably only reacts to Divine...

Give me a second to get Gungnir out of it's pocket dimension.